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Lacy

Lacy

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LMAO too cute :)
email468 said:
ohhhh - being tackled and showered with love and worship feels so good - i'll never get tired of that!

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"This guy is trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm trying to lead you down the path that ROCKS."[/quote]Its even in her name 'wikid beoch of the west' ;)

That was funny as hell. :)
 
Lacy

Lacy

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LMAO OMG!!!! :o

:joint::mrgreen::peace:
Wikidbchofthewst said:
That reminds me of this joke....

It was the night of the palace ball and Cinderella couldn't stop crying. Her fairy God-mother was very distraught. "Cinderella," she said, "Why are you crying? You have a beautiful gown, a shiny pair of glass slippers, and you're about to have one of the best evenings of your life!" But Cinderella continued to cry. "I know," she said, sobbing, "but I've looked everywhere and I can't find my diaphragm! What am I going to do!?!" she cried again. ​

The fairy Godmother thought for a moment, and then said, "I'll make you a diaphragm, but only for tonight and you HAVE to be back by midnight or it will turn into a pumpkin." "Thank you! Thank you!" she shrieked, and she went hurrying out the door so she wouldn't be late. ​

The fairy God-mother smiled, happy to have pleased Cinderella so much. She settled down in front of the fire to await Cinderella's return. ​

The fairy God-mother waited. And she waited. And she waited, until finally 12 o'clock rolled around and there was still no sign of Cinderella. The fairy God-mother started to get worried. One o'clock rolled around and then came two and then three and the fairy God-mother had worked herself into a frenzy thinking about all of the horrible things that could have happened to her.

Suddenly, the door swings open and Cinderella comes sauntering in in a daze with a lazy smile painted on her face, a little drunken swagger in her walk and kind of breathes a tired hello.

The fairy God-mother's eyes got big and she jumps up. "What happened? Are you ok?" she said with a frantic voice.

"I'm just fine," she murmured. I was on my way home when I met the most lovely man.... Peter, Peter something or other
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Twistyman

Twistyman

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korvette1977 said:
well she Is a happy camper .. In the garage there is a 2003 mini cooper with a big red bow ...... Now Im Broke .. But my girl is happy
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Good stuff man...you seem to have done the family proud this week.....Circus 1st then the mini...talk about brownie points...I've got friends who are so ass backwards in their thinking that the only way they see pussy is at the S.P.C.A. (sorry girls) Can't be taking your peeps for granted.......
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korvette1977

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Twistyman said:
Good stuff man...you seem to have done the family proud this week.....Circus 1st then the mini...talk about brownie points...I've got friends who are so ass backwards in their thinking that the only way they see pussy is at the S.P.C.A. (sorry girls) Can't be taking your peeps for granted.......
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The mini Ive been shopping for for almost 6 months .. I scored a creame colored one with blak stripes .. I wanted a blue one .. Its got 23 .500 miles on it .. I picked it up for $18.900.. Fully loaded and in perfect shape ..
 
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korvette1977

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Lacy said:
Yes of course. WOW what a nice gift.
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well aint the love of your life worth anything ? I'd get her anything she wants .. within reason...

with gas prices being so high .. that sealed the deal on the cooper and her birthday was a good excuse to get it ... so I killed two birds with one stone . saving money while making my girl happy :mrgreen:
 
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