Shut your filthy cumcatcher, and go back to pinching your micro dick, you ignorant (enter racial epithet) loving slut! I'm sure you put your tv on Springer and tore the knob off, waiting for the episode you were on to air. Nobody is as stupid as you, including your mom/aunt. Cry your ugly face into your pillow tonight after your whore of a wife reams your ass with a thermos because you cannot get it up, and when you do, it's too small for penetration. Suuuure those kids are yours. Don't go to Maury, unless you like bad news, jizz lips. And wash your hands after fiddling your bunghole on break at your job as "fry guy".
Ahhh, liberating.