Weird fact: When I was breastfeeding my kids, my milk was somehow...like...idk...pressurized lol. It would SHOOT OUT if my bra was off. My three year old would run around me in circles like I was a damn lawn sprinkler while I was walking to the shower most days. And I did once manage to spray myself in the face while lying down once, because it shot straight up in the air an happened to land on my there lol. So yes, I do know what it tastes like. It's not slimy at all. And it's sweet. Reminds me of a thinner eagles milk maybe?