Flaming Pie
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And it has only gotten worse.
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And it has only gotten worse.
Ninjabowler
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taker easy on yourself dear, you should be relaxing not practicing kung fu in the dojo
Flaming Pie
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My brother ( 3 years younger) said, "I am really amazed at your ability to get pregnant." Lol, just a weird thing to say.
dirtsurfr
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When I was a kid I had this cat that my Dad loved to mess with. One day she got a infected sliver in her paw, so My Dad decided to soak her paw in Epsom Salts.
So here's Dad semi sitting on the cats head, holding it's paw in the Epsom salts, the cat's back there chewing the shit out of Dads wallet and she finally gets off to the side and bites Dad right square in the ass. Dad screams like a school girl and lets go of the cat. The cat proceeds to climb up Dads back and jumped off his shoulder leaving bloody paw prints up his back. I thought I was gonna die laughing at Dad.
So here's Dad semi sitting on the cats head, holding it's paw in the Epsom salts, the cat's back there chewing the shit out of Dads wallet and she finally gets off to the side and bites Dad right square in the ass. Dad screams like a school girl and lets go of the cat. The cat proceeds to climb up Dads back and jumped off his shoulder leaving bloody paw prints up his back. I thought I was gonna die laughing at Dad.
Carne Seca
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I've known people that tied them up in a gunny sack with some rocks and threw them in the river.yur fine, it dont need a vet for a little cut. Omg, kinda reminds me of a disturbing story. My grandpas cat had kittens and he wasnt happy about it so he just whapped the kittens heads off a tree and tossed em in the garbage. I was scared for life lol. Its crazy how things have changed between his generation and mine. Were a bunch of sallys these days
Flaming Pie
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O.Oyur fine, it dont need a vet for a little cut. Omg, kinda reminds me of a disturbing story. My grandpas cat had kittens and he wasnt happy about it so he just whapped the kittens heads off a tree and tossed em in the garbage. I was scared for life lol. Its crazy how things have changed between his generation and mine. Were a bunch of sallys these days
Wtf???
My grandad would kill squirrels that he trapped, but damn... kittens? If he lived in the country, he could of just let them live outside. Cats can fend for themselves pretty well.
Dang.. spay the thing if you don't want her to get pregnant.
Flaming Pie
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OMG!!! WTF is wrong with people!
Why not just take em to the shelter? Then at least if they are killed it is with a shot of sleep meds.
Flaming Pie
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It's all thanks to the nurses and the hospital.taker easy on yourself dear, you should be relaxing not practicing kung fu in the dojo
Figong
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The nurses teach kung-fu at the hospital?
Ninjabowler
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This is probly TMI but my friends grandad made us hold the cats while he de nutted em. Oh farm life. Those cats actually took it pretty well all things considerd. Then he dropped the lil nutz in my whiskey and never told me about it....
kinetic
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The last person to hit on me was a 70 year old gay man at a church. I thought he was just a talkative old guy picking his fish dinner up at the church. He was sitting to my left waiting and I didn't realize the touch on my knee was anything but grandfatherly until he asked if I had a "partner"
Ninjabowler
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This sounds like a porno movieThe nurses teach kung-fu at the hospital?
Flaming Pie
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I've done surgery at home before. Sorta.This is probly TMI but my friends grandad made us hold the cats while he de nutted em. Oh farm life. Those cats actually took it pretty well all things considerd. Then he dropped the lil nutz in my whiskey and never told me about it....
Ninjabowler
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Baaahahahaa, thats gotta be uncomfotable for ya, thats strange though cause ive seen pics of ya and you dont look like you give off that vibe at all.The last person to hit on me was a 70 year old gay man at a church. I thought he was just a talkative old guy picking his fish dinner up at the church. He was sitting to my left waiting and I didn't realize the touch on my knee was anything but grandfatherly until he asked if I had a "partner"
Ninjabowler
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Rotfl well i guess man, id be moving to a different seat real fast lol i cant wait till im old and dont give a shit who i creep out. Ill just pawn everything off on being senile .....oh, i thought you were my wife
.....oh, i thought you were my wife
Flaming Pie
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I was at the the nursing home visiting my grandfather and my husband was there with me. Most of the people there had dementia or alzheimers.Rotfl well i guess man, id be moving to a different seat real fast lol i cant wait till im old and dont give a shit who i creep out. Ill just pawn everything off on being senile
This cute old lady prob in her 80's with the cutest smile kept trying to talk to my husband. She kept smiling at him and walking around him until one of the nurses was like, "he's married honey."
LOL.
Carne Seca
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LOL Going from clueless to clued-in can be a little disconcerting. I had a coworker that always managed to be at the front of the building when I rode up on my bike. I would use the gym facilities at the business which had showers. I showered and changed after biking to work. She was constantly there to greet me. We had a few conversations that centered around my keeping fit. Then one day she ran her hand up the back of my leg and cupped my butt cheek. Clarity and the realization of how stupid and clueless I had been hit me like a brick.
I discussed boundaries and she took it well. She knew I was gay. Crazy shit.
Flaming Pie
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She didn't care if you were gay. She just wanted to feel what all the other guys were raving about. Buns of steel!