The UK Growers Thread!

[Don Gin and Ton]

if its hungry enough lmao do u really think every dog attack is caused by the dog being hungry lol fucking el don always thought u was 1 of the more intelligent types.

Ill be back to critique your codswallop later. Using hungry as a for instance. N I thought Ye had half a brain

 

[newuserlol]

Ill be back to critique your codswallop later. Using hungry as a for instance. N I thought Ye had half a brain

keep bottling it dont ya lol yday it was ''oh its friday lets differ'' then a sneaky attack once id gone now its this n i thought u geordies where spose to be real men?

yeah reet lol

fek off back to wanking in morrisons ya git just member dont get caught this time

 

[The Yorkshireman]

So I go for a job interview as a bar manager all suited and booted, the guy has my CV on the table in front of him entitled.......

Licensed Retail & Catering Operations
Licensee - Department Trainer
Flair Bartender - Mixologist
​

......he asks me what I want to do? (I'm 33 and have been doing this for over 16 years, the man obviously hasn't read my CV).

Regardless of this I tell him that I would like to get back into the industry but with a view to progressing my career creatively, I go on to explain cutting edge molecular techniques I use like dipping olive juice into an alginate in order to make 'liquid bubble' olives for such drinks like Martini's.

And then comes that awkward moment when the retard asks if I can change a barrel or make cocktails!

 

[unlucky]

So I go for a job interview as a bar manager all suited and booted, the guy has my CV on the table in front of him entitled.......

Licensed Retail & Catering Operations
Licensee - Department Trainer
Flair Bartender - Mixologist
​

......he asks me what I want to do? (I'm 33 and have been doing this for over 16 years, the man obviously hasn't read my CV).

Regardless of this I tell him that I would like to get back into the industry but with a view to progressing my career creatively, I go on to explain cutting edge molecular techniques I use like dipping olive juice into an alginate in order to make 'liquid bubble' olives for such drinks like Martini's.

And then comes that awkward moment when the retard asks if I can change a barrel or make cocktails!

you don't want a job there then

 

[The Yorkshireman]

you don't want a job there then

He honestly told me that, and I quote........"I can tell you now that you won't get a managers position straight away, it would be something that you would have top work up to over say 3-4 months to prove yourself as everybody says they can do it".


I would have to prove myself to him yet he is the one conducting an interview (if you could call it that) who doesn't know what 'Molecular Gastronomy' is!

I left the room laughing my arse off and judging by the look on his face he really didn't understand why.

 

[unlucky]

He honestly told me that, and I quote........"I can tell you now that you won't get a managers position straight away, it would be something that you would have top work up to over say 3-4 months to prove yourself as everybody says they can do it".

its there loss by the sounds of things, why you want a job working for others

 

[newuserlol]

QPR just took the lead would love ol harry to keep them up.

 

[unlucky]

​can any of you give me info on the ph please

 

[newuserlol]

hello
is liquid silicon better to use for ph up than ph up ?

i dont no unlucky never used silicon, some1 should no tho maybe yman?

 

[unlucky]

i dont no unlucky never used silicon, some1 should no tho maybe yman?

​ok thankyou, what do you use just ph up ?

 

[The Yorkshireman]

why you want a job working for others

I don't really but the extra cash would take pressure off the missus until I can start earning from my own business (a couple in the pipe line) or until I can grow more.

 

[newuserlol]

​ok thankyou, what do you use just ph up ?

when im using soil i dont even bother to ph but in coco yeah just brought ph up, why do ya want to use this silicon? i thought that stuff was used to make the plants stronger so they can support more weight, not that i no really just thought id read it before.

 

[IC3M4L3]

ive never used it either unlucky,, yorkie would be the one to aski aboutthat kinda tackle,, i use the easy stuff, i.e stuff with easy intrsuctions on the bottle, and what everyone else uses.

 

[unlucky]

ive never used it either unlucky,, yorkie would be the one to aski aboutthat kinda tackle,, i use the easy stuff, i.e stuff with easy intrsuctions on the bottle, and what everyone else uses.

thats ok ice thankyou x

 

[The Yorkshireman]

I personally would use PH up if that's what you need BUT....

If you are using liquid silicone in your feed water anyway and by adding liquid silicone your PH rises, then I don't see any problem with using the silicone as your buffer as long as you're not using an amount that would be bad for the plants.

For example if you mix your feed water and the PH is a little low at say 5.5, you add some silicone and the PH rises to the needed 5.8 then as long as you're not using a lot to do so.

I wouldn't advise using ONLY silicone as your PH buffer all the time though, I would predict more PH and over fert/lockout problems stemming from such use in the future.

I haven't used silicone myself (quite a new substance to be using before you've got things dialled in Unlucky?) but if you approach it sensibly until you can get some more PH juice then it should be cool.

 

[unlucky]

when im using soil i dont even bother to ph but in coco yeah just brought ph up, why do ya want to use this silicon? i thought that stuff was used to make the plants stronger so they can support more weight, not that i no really just thought id read it before.

​im getting told its better to use silicon as its not as harsh on the plants pluss better for stronger plants and shiz................................. hhhmmm im not so sure now

 

[IC3M4L3]

question..

is grout suitible to be used as tile adhesive, it sonly for a small area? wall tiles btw,,and normal white ones

 

[unlucky]

I personally would use PH up if that's what you need BUT....

If you are using liquid silicone in your feed water anyway and by adding liquid silicone your PH rises, then I don't see any problem with using the silicone as your buffer as long as you're not using an amount that would be bad for the plants.

For example if you mix your feed water and the PH is a little low at say 5.5, you add some silicone and the PH rises to the needed 5.8 then as long as you're not using a lot to do so.

I wouldn't advise using ONLY silicone as your PH buffer all the time though, I would predict more PH and over fert/lockout problems stemming from such use in the future.

I haven't used silicone myself (quite a new substance to be using before you've got things dialled in Unlucky?) but if you approach it sensibly until you can get some more PH juice then it should be cool.

thankyou yorky. ive started to use h&g aqua flake and that sends my ph right down to say 4.5/6...so as you can see its way to low but got told the silicon is not as hard on your plants and is good for them, im like the rest of us on here and just want the best for my plants, im using ph up but thinking of giving silicon go, i started off using it over 3years ago on my very first runs that and liquid oxygen, but not used it just for ph up

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

or not i don;t mind. by your logic your kid could just turn out to be a total psychopath. you aint going to let that happen tho are ya? parent intervention. dogs bitch mother would bite it if it was getting out of line.

i'm away to the gym, you get some voddy in ya n we'll pick up about 9 o clock eh?

yes my kid could turn into a psychopath no matter how well i raise him, its happend plenty enough in the past people who have had everything in life been taught right n wrong but still turn out bad.

by your logic a dog is nuffing but a robot that you programme now im not saying that the vast majority of viscous dogs are not the cause of there owners but dogs have minds and some are just nasty dogs no fault of there owners or through abuse.[/QUOTE]

Replace the word dog with bairn, ain't nowt but a robot, I personally prefer the term blank canvas or cunt. I hate the things. Dogs easier to train.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

question..

is grout suitible to be used as tile adhesive, it sonly for a small area? wall tiles btw,,and normal white ones

Aye but if it's one of those cheap ones that turn powdery over time they may fall off or come loose after a while.