The fuck cats thread

I'm talking about how much better pets they are, when they go blind the cats (and other dogs, I've seen it) will take care of them if they go blind.


Dogs...anything a cat can do a dog can do (except climb).


You can't say that about cats.
 
UncleBuck said:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...at-predicts-50-deaths-in-RI-nursing-home.html

Cat predicts 50 deaths in RI nursing home

A cat with an uncanny ability to detect when nursing home patients are about to die has proven itself in around 50 cases by curling up with them in their final hours, according to a new book.






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My dad worked in a nursing home and the cat there would always sit on the bed of a patient thats about to die.
 
Trolling said:
I'm talking about how much better pets they are, when they go blind the cats (and other dogs, I've seen it) will take care of them if they go blind.


Dogs...anything a cat can do a dog can do (except climb).


You can't say that about cats.
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can a dog bury it's own shit?

i think not.


why are dog owners always trying to prove their worth?
 
x iGrow x said:
Meet the new Lassie: Cat saves owner's life by finding help after he suffers heart attack

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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...elp-suffers-cardiac-arrest.html#ixzz2HeGZhOjy

One of the 3,990,000 that google returned.. How about we just agree pets are fucking cool..

And cats are cool as shit.. I don't know a dog that evolved from a thousand pound beast..

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Never! Cats are dicks, he was scratching (most likely on the furniture) what a dick...if he had a dog, he could've gotten their attention much easier.
 
robert030188 said:
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://...AQFjAE&usg=AFQjCNF7aTNt8B-Vv5UQoepkiyI8rNf0gQ

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://...sQFjAD&usg=AFQjCNEoq_rFAOHy38medGh7JERQGcJvfw

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://...wQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNHpTuT1FPM7CrgpQIUTAgzqpXe8OA

here is a couple Trolling
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And as far as cats that saved someone's life or did something to protect someones home...i haven't found one yet in 2012. I can find alot more for dogs than what i've posted for 2012...not to mention how many cats can drag a full grown man out of a building? maybe if you own a panther...but i doubt its trying to save you lol
 
Trolling said:
Never! Cats are dicks, he was scratching (most likely on the furniture) what a dick...if he had a dog, he could've gotten their attention much easier.
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'He was meowing, scratching, and jumping, and just trying to get my attention,' Mrs Chap told WKMG.


And you didn't say anything about cats being decendants of Lions.. A lion could kill like 20 dogs at once.. Lions are pretty fucking sick in my opinion..
 
robert030188 said:
And as far as cats that saved someone's life or did something to protect someones home...i haven't found one yet in 2012. I can find alot more for dogs than what i've posted for 2012...not to mention how many cats can drag a full grown man out of a building? maybe if you own a panther...but i doubt its trying to save you lol
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Same Story:

PUBLISHED:18:33 GMT, 13 September 2012| UPDATED:19:33 GMT, 13 September 2012
 
Yeah I've heard of those stories about cats eating their master when they die. Now I'm not ruleing anything past a dog that might do it bit haven't heard of such stories about them.
 
x iGrow x said:
'He was meowing, scratching, and jumping, and just trying to get my attention,' Mrs Chap told WKMG.


And you didn't say anything about cats being decendants of Lions.. A lion could kill like 20 dogs at once.. Lions are pretty fucking sick in my opinion..
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Scratching what? I put in the parentheses"most likely furniture" how would him scratching himself be a sign?


Lol, lions aren't house pets silly.
 
chewberto said:
They are like people... some of them are dicks...don't be cat racist
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You may think your cat loves you but every cat I've had has been a dick at one point or another, dogs when they first arrive just need a bit of training. Cats don't think about consequences.

Especially this one cat my brother had. He would be walking on the counter and you'd yell at him to get off and all he'd do is look back at you and stare...few seconds would pass and he would keep on. The only times he would actually jump off is when you get up or start to get up, then he'd jump down, so you know what you meant but again, he liked being a dick.


Cats...are...dicks.
 
Cats piss or shit on your possesions if you piss them off...last cat i had that kept doing that didn't stick around long...a cat doesn't need you at all, a house cat is number one on the feline food chain
 
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