Winter Woman
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Jeepers, how did you know???she's a slut like that
i keed! i keed!
cops in the driveway
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Winter Woman
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Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner!
Dr. Greenhorn
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he's paranoid as it is. don't go scaring him like that. lol
Winter Woman
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He should be they want to neuter him instead of his dog on a different thread. lol
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
no Winner Siren! denied! cn
Winter Woman
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Wonder when his room vents? Has he thought of that one yet?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
To whom would his room vent? Think they would raise a stink? cn
Winter Woman
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Well since I'm out of the biz for now. I can only vent my spleen and that's usually when I pissed at the old man and even then he pays me no mind.
Edit: slow on the uptake tonight. I don't know to whom the room would vent to? But I guess they would be wearing blue and they would be following the stink.
Can you believe Alabama?
oh im gonna have to check this out...i forgot about that thread.
Winter Woman
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It's in the 'wtf up' thread
ClaytonBigsby
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Definitely a barricade situation. Fill up the tub with water, my man. Push all of your furniture against the doors and windows. THEY'RE NEVER TAKING YOU ALIVE!!!!!
yeah thats the one im talking about. and no ...
smok3h
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Truth right here.
slowbus
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how about the guy that chopped his shit b/c the cable guy was at his house.He was proud he handled the situation calm n cool.lol.Remember that thread.?lol
smok3h
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LOL! That must have happened in my absence. Sounds hilarious though.
Dr. Greenhorn
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lol if you find that link, post it up. sounds funny
Total Head
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i came dangerously close to getting arrested over something like this. i had a job with an extremely inflexible attendance policy and i was in a rush (and tired and hungover) and there was a cop parked next to me in the driveway partially blocking the sidewalk and another slightly blocking me in from the street (if the cop wasn't IN my driveway so close to my car i could've gotten out diagonally). there were about 5 cruisers on the street. so i run up to the first cop i see standing there and ask if the guy blocking me in could move, but he was up in an apartment somewhere. so i ask who's car is in the driveway and instead of offering to move he just says, "that's me" and goes back to doing some computery shit on some hand held thing.
so then i got a little snippy with him and told him i'm in a rush, and he actually told me to "wait a minute" and he'll "try to find" the guy who's blocking me in from the street. i was in no mood so i screamed, "WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU JUST MOVE YOUR FUCKING CAR SO I CAN GO TO FUCKING WORK??" so he starts the whole "you better calm down" routine so i get in my car and start laying on the horn and screaming about how someone needs to move and if this was a better neighborhood they wouldn't pull this shit. i realize this sounds like an overreaction but the company's policy was no joke and the money was good. also i fucking hate cops.
suddenly all these cops have the time to come over to my car from out of nowhere and tell me how i'm gonna get arrested if i don't stfu. so i start taunting them and daring them to come onto private property to arrest me and telling them to move some fucking cars since they clearly have nothing better to do (at this point i was in full tantrum mode). they proceeded to come onto the property and explain that i'm making a disturbance and "being disorderly" and they can arrest me no matter whose property i'm on. by now there was an audience of people laughing and cheering and yelling at the cops to move. they were fucking chanting "MOVE YOUR CAR" which would have been glorious if i wasn't on the verge of a coronary event. the cops must've sensed that an actual incident was brewing (it's one of "those" streets) so someone moved the car in the street and i left. i was 2 minutes late but not late enough for a warning and i was in a foul mood for the rest of the day.
tl;dr fuck the police and their entitled cunt attitudes