You know you're stoned, when??????

[TokeHoldCough]

also this one

[video=youtube;fyufZ8NPeZk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyufZ8NPeZk[/video]

That ugly ass mother fucker married Christina Hendricks!!!!????

WOOOW!!!

 

[Sunbiz1]

I know I'm really stoned when...I find this completely amusing!

[video=youtube;EJRBQRwg1pI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJRBQRwg1pI[/video]

 

[srh88]

[video=youtube;x3oeFxN1qCY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=x3oeFxN1qCY[/video]

 

[joeyjoejoe]

[youtube]JE6vKdKvMxg[/youtube]

 

[Krondizzel]

Well, just did it today, put my cigarette out in my weed container. mother fuukin' oops!!!

 

[copperheadroad1]

yesterday i was holding a can of fly spray, killing flys and watching, some movies.

after a while i got thirsty, and started raising the spray can to my mouth, and thought the button was the ring pull

as i was about to press it i realised i was stoned, and it was half a can of fly spray not a can of millers


i think its time for rehab, when you confuse a can of flyspray for a can of beer

 

[cannabineer]

When a book falling out of your bed was the most epic scary sound you ever heard. cn

 

[Krondizzel]

Got another one, putting your cigarette out in the wrong beer bottle after smoking a bunch of scissor hash.

 

[kemp719]

When you are sitting a stop sign waiting for it to turn green.

Always!!! i knew other people had to do it haha thats awesome im really bad with that

 

[ZedsDedBaby]

you roll a joint..
look for a lighter..
and find a joint in your pocket you rolled 15 mins ago -_-

 

[high|hgih]

...When you daydream about rhinoceroses pillaging through hillary clintons taste buds. And then you think, wtf is a rhinocerose, and I need ramen noodles.

 

[tre93543]

You know.....um.........its a kangaroo............um............its blue..............um...........green?..........in the closet.

WHAT THE HELL WERE WE TALKING ABOUT

 

[Xub420]

....when your hanging out in Toke n Talk and.....where the fuckin time go!

 

[slowbus]

i dumped a bucket of dish soap'd water in the toilet yesterday.After gettin' torched I woke up and took a piss in the middle of the night.The light was low in the bath room and the bubbles just started foaming all up in the toilet.Like about to overflow with bubbles.I was like "holy fawk,wat the wat did I drink? lol
I forgot about the soapy bucket of water for a minute

 

[Krondizzel]

slowbus you crack me up lol

 

[greenswag]

When you're reading RIU while playing skyrim, and some dunmer dude is like "hey you" and you look over with full intentions of responding to a person next to you/in the screen.




And then continue to do just that speaking into the mike. ...erm..mic..

 

[Indagrow]

You don't have a complete thought for hours a s hours and don't realize it

 

[unohu69]

ummmmmmmm, yeaaahhhh, im gonna need you to come in on sunday to....









and you like it.

 

[flupped uck]

You put your wallet in the freezer.It took 3 days to find.
You are laying on the floor,headphones on,tunes going,you just smoked a pinner.You turn your head slowly to one side and it looks like you have sunk into the carpet so just your mouth nose and eyes are the only parts of your body above the level of the floor and you have couchlock so bad you can't get up off the floor for along time. Flupped

 

[smok3h]

You put your wallet in the freezer.It took 3 days to find.
You are laying on the floor,headphones on,tunes going,you just smoked a pinner.You turn your head slowly to one side and it looks like you have sunk into the carpet so just your mouth nose and eyes are the only parts of your body above the level of the floor and you have couchlock so bad you can't get up off the floor for along time. Flupped

Yes, indeed!

Where at in South Dakota? I grew up there.