Whats inconvenient for you? Serious question.

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

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Evangelicals
Jews on friday night/saturday morning. (very populated where i live in ny) they move in herds and walk in the streets, like mafugga get off the road.
Taking a piss after sex or jerking off.
going to parties and only bringing a few grams.
Shopping for clothing in person.
fucking grammar police.
 
Granny weed

Granny weed

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When you try to speak to someone on the phone and all you get is an automated service saying press one or this and press two for that, and reason you want to speak to Someone is not even on the fucking list :cuss:
 
Steve French

Steve French

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Fucking microwaved popcorn. I either cook it too little and the shit don't pop, or cook it too long and the shit burns. There seems to be no middle ground to the fucking bullshit.
 
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minnesmoker

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Omgwtfbbq Indicaman said:
Evangelicals
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The fucking grammar police.
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There we go, fixed that right up for you. :twisted:

The use of "loose" instead of "lose" and vise versa.
When my boss tells someone "that was the stupidest thing you have ever said." It's "most stupid."
People that don't realize it's called a "skid steer" because it skids to steer, and walk behind it while I'm backing up on ice.
People that drive 25 MPH on the clear roads, normally posted at 50+, and drive 45 on the icy roads that are posted 25.
That mugshot they used in my America's Most Wanted and Interpol warrant.
That asshole that manages to get in front of me EVERY DAMN MORNING! Seriously, do you sit at the corner and wait for me? What the hell is up with that turn signal! 2 miles, you CAN NOT MAKE A LEFT THERE! The posted speed limit is 35 MPH, NOT 35 KPM!
 
kinetic

kinetic

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Fucking tards annoy me
If your show consistent disrespect by being late all the time and are always tardy I want to slap you.
 
MojoRison

MojoRison

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Wiping my ass...

After all this time and technology, no one can come up with a better way than using sandpaper to wipe your ass or getting a free enema every time you flush.

Not to mention having to go into a stall and find yourself standing in a puddle of piss...cmon guys it's not a moving target
 
dirtyho1968

dirtyho1968

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Southern California traffic. It's always there. God forbid a little rain turns a 20 min drive into an hour drive.
 
VILEPLUME

VILEPLUME

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420greendream said:
What annoys you? whats something inconvenient you deal alot, that makes you mad or frustrated?
I want to hear it. Go!
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Growing plants for 8 weeks only to find out they hermie on ya :/

Also being frustrated about nothing, seems to happen a lot these days.
 
VILEPLUME

VILEPLUME

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MojoRison said:
Wiping my ass...

After all this time and technology, no one can come up with a better way than using sandpaper to wipe your ass or getting a free enema every time you flush.
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I agree with you.

This might sound weird, but I have to have a shower after every #2. Something about leaving trace amounts of poo in my warm, moist butt crack doesn't sit well with me. Toilet paper never really finishes the job.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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VILEPLUME said:
I agree with you.

This might sound weird, but I have to have a shower after every #2. Something about leaving trace amounts of poo in my warm, moist butt crack doesn't sit well with me. Toilet paper never really finishes the job.
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i have to thank howard stern for this lil tid bit vile.. you have to use wet wipes after a number 2 to really get things clean.. i love em.. wipe first with tp, then bust out the wet wipes to really clean things up down there..
 
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