this is YO MAMA!

[rainman36]

yo mama so stupid she fights fire with nunchucks

No momma so dumb,she froze to death in the woods with a lighter in her pocket.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama got stabbed in a shootout

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so fat she bleeds duck sauce.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so stupid i asked her whats her blood type and she said 120 words per minute

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so stupid,she snuck on a bus then paid to get off.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so stupid she works 40 hours a week part time

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so stupid she died before the police arrived bcuz she couldn't find the "11" button on her phone for 911

 

[ebgood]

i asked yo mama why she pays for sex. she said cus shes bi sexual

 

[rainman36]

i asked yo mama why she pays for sex. she said cus shes bi sexual

LMAO..Hell nah

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so stupid she ran outta gas leaving texaco.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so fat she wakes up in shifts

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so fat,she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so fat when she digs in her bellybutton she pulls out sheep

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so fat,she can't tie her own shoes.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so fat she uses pallets for flip flops

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so fat,she uses hoolahoops to hold up her socks.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so broke she beat u up and stole ur lunch money

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so fat she stood in front of the "HOLLYWOOD" sign and it said "HD"

 

[zhn0k]

yo mama:

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so fat,she stepped on the scale and it said...