this is YO MAMA!

[BridgetteWexler]

Yo Mama so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless phone.

 

[BridgetteWexler]

Yo mama so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil

 

[BridgetteWexler]

Yo mama so fat, she has her own moon.

 

[BridgetteWexler]

Yo mama so fat, she wore a Malcom "X" t-shirt, and a helicopter tried to land on her back.

 

[BridgetteWexler]

Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so fat,she needs a oxygen machine to go to sleep.

 

[ArcticGranite]

Sorry I hit her but, Yo Mama so fat I didn't have enough gas to go around her!

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so fat,she couldn't make a low rider bounce.

 

[Brizzy]

Yo momma so fat, when god said let there be light he had to ask that bitch to get out the way

 

[rainman36]

eb!!

Yo momma so fat,she baths in turkey grease!!

 

[ebgood]

Yo mama so nasty i talked to her on the phone and got an ear infection

 

[ebgood]

eb!!

Yo momma so fat,she baths in turkey grease!!

yo mama so fat she has to bathe in turkey and greece

 

[rainman36]

yo mama so fat she has to bathe in turkey and greece

Yo momma so fat,we played hot potato with her,and when I tossed it to her,she ate it.

 

[cannabineer]

I heard one last night that gave me the chuckles. This is adapted from a M*A*S*H episode.
"If my dog had a face like yo momma's ... I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!" cn

 

[cannabineer]

Yo momma so huge she tried playing a game of pickup basketball ... with a real pickup. cn

 

[ebgood]

Yo mama so dumb she failed a survey

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so dumb,she thought boys II men was a day care.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama needs a recipe to make ice

 

[rainman36]

Yo momma so cross eyed,she asked me what time it was,I told her it was 4:20 she said thank you but I wasn't taking to you.

 

[ebgood]

yo mama so stupid she fights fire with nunchucks