I have an unexpected drug test
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Happygrower
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Yeah just try to drink as much as you can and keep your fingers crossed. Good Luck
korvette1977
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bend over and kiss your ass goodbye ...YOUR FIRED... Just kidding .. I have no clue .. call in sick ?
email468
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see if you can delay it (or if you fail ask for another test) and get this...
https://www.whizzinator.com/
https://www.whizzinator.com/
gangjababy
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If you know what time you have the test the cleansing drinks you get at the headshops last a a few hours.
Pookiedough
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Thanks for the link...Miss Pookie has plans for that!
email468
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they make cheaper and more fun ones if your plans are what i think they are....Thanks for the link...Miss Pookie has plans for that!
I cant find the link for it, but sonnet #7 is what works. I have taken hundreds of piss tests(being on paper for a decade) and have fouud this is the best out there. It uses benzoalyte clay to suck out toxins and inpurities out of your stomach, and then out your alimentary canal. You can use it for diarhea it is that good.
You can find it at health food stores. It is a whole line, but you need #7. Take a coffee cup full, and withina few hours or less, you will piss clean.
Believe me, I went down for intent to grow, am a heavy smoker, and refuse to quit for anything.I was on probation or parole from the ages of 15-25, and have two spererate DOC numbers.I never failed a UA. This is the way around it. It only costs 20 bucks a bottle, and they cant test for it.It cant hurt you, and you get multiple uses per bottle.
You can find it at health food stores. It is a whole line, but you need #7. Take a coffee cup full, and withina few hours or less, you will piss clean.
Believe me, I went down for intent to grow, am a heavy smoker, and refuse to quit for anything.I was on probation or parole from the ages of 15-25, and have two spererate DOC numbers.I never failed a UA. This is the way around it. It only costs 20 bucks a bottle, and they cant test for it.It cant hurt you, and you get multiple uses per bottle.
Good morn Emailthey make cheaper and more fun ones if your plans are what i think they are....
Pookiedough
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Here is a link to the stuff 40acres is talking about.Sonne'S No. 7 Detoxification by Sonne's Organic Foods - VitaminShoppe.com
Have you tried it? Once again, just like as in growing, if you havent used it or done it, then you shouldnt give people advice on it.
Yondaime
Active Member
Here, download and read this pdf file it covers drug tests mostly for weed but also for other drugs. It will tell you what to expect, what will work, what wont etc. etc.
Fooling The Bladder Cops - The Complete Drug Testing Guide.pdf
Fooling The Bladder Cops - The Complete Drug Testing Guide.pdf (391.5 KB)
Fooling The Bladder Cops - The Complete Drug Testing Guide.pdf
Fooling The Bladder Cops - The Complete Drug Testing Guide.pdf (391.5 KB)
LemonHerb
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Good point, I'm going to go home and drink bleech or something but not go to the doctor and instead ill use some of this detox tea. I don't think it will work, I'll probably die, but I haven't tried it and bleech is a toxin so it should just get rid of it right away.Have you tried it? Once again, just like as in growing, if you havent used it or done it, then you shouldnt give people advice on it.
Have I tried detoxifiers? Yes, my liver still works... But also yes I have used detox drinks, didn't cure any diseases or problems I have, didn't make me feel healthier but I did shit more.
The detox myth | Special reports | guardian.co.uk
Detox Aids - The Myth Of Detoxing
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/dietfitness.html?in_article_id=373209&in_page_id=1798
Mostly diet information, but maybe useful. I do however know that synthetic urine or someone else's urine will work. But I haven't tried a detox method for a drug test, so feel free to bet your job on whatever advice you want.
email468
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I think you may be confusing detoxing (which is mostly baloney as you point out) with diluting - which is what most "detox" products attempt to do - dilute something enough and it will be undetectable.
Unless 40acres is lying, which i see no evidence of, then this product does seem to work to dilute the "marijuana alert" for drug tests enough to not register.
Personally, I'd prefer the less nail-biting method of using clean urine ala the whizzinator. Well actually i'd prefer employers and the government stay the hell away from my piss but here we are.
LoudBlunts
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i always get kids to piss in a medicine bottle.
if they ask me, i tell them im piss testing them to make sure they arent doing anything they arent supposed to!
if they ask me, i tell them im piss testing them to make sure they arent doing anything they arent supposed to!
superhighme
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go to GNC or Super Suppliments or your local head shop. they have different drinks that you can take. they taste like shit and you have to drink like a gallon of water afterwards and pretty quickly, but they do work.