So you're supreme dictator of the USA, what is your plan?

Dr Kynes

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I have a long list but don't have time to get into all of it. I'll get the conversation started though, should be interesting.

My first priority is to enact legislation that makes it impossible to jail someone without a victim. Now that I have all this room in prisons we'll consolidate. We'll convert half of the prisons into our public housing where meals, clothing, and education will be provided directly. Our "used to be prisons" will also provide transportation and have an open door policy. But to live there you must either cook, clean, garden or take care of the animals (food) if you are over 18 and able. There will also be counseling available (hopefully from former residents we've trained) as well as skill shops where you can learn welding, auto repair, nursing etc. These places will also have their own health clinics available to residents. This place will not be luxurious and personal possessions will not be allowed on premises. Bikes and toys will be community property. Habitual rule breakers will be transferred to minimum security type not quite prisons with more stringent rules with nasty work-release programs.
Have we no Prisons? Have we no Workhouses? Harumph!!

 

Dr Kynes

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Nobody votes for a dictator, bud

I've been masturbating since I was 7 years old, I'm pretty sure I've got a hand
le on it at this point. I can even go lefty!
dictator was an elected post in rome.

gaius marius was elected dictator twice, and relinquished it freely at the end of the crisis each time.
 

Dr Kynes

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Pay off our debt. Give our creditors California....lol
OY!! 90% of the gold in california is still in the ground.

if we turned california over to the chi-coms they would stripmine the entire state and turn a tidy profit.

we should give them new jersey, but they have to take the guidos too.
 

fb360

Active Member
Sad thing, at this point in our society, most of what I would do, I would classify as socialism. Not financially, but in terms of knowledge.

I would cut funding to all government contracts regarding weaponry and war costs regarding offense. I would maintain the DoD.
I would reallocate much of the funding of the war to funding of technological research and development, specifically targeting energy and the cosmos. My first projects including high efficiency batteries so that we can begin to transfer our transportation resources to fully renewable and electric (giving off no harmful emissions), and large scale energy harvesters, such as tidal or solar.
I would attempt to change the mindset of the working US class from business to science.
I would reward those who sought to continuously gain and spread knowledge, while punishing those who attempt to restrict any spread of knowledge.

Essentially I would try to unite the species with a common goal, which is the continue to progress towards becoming sustainable.
 

Dr Kynes

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Nobody has addressed my question: how can there be a Supreme Dictator, but still the Constitution? cn
i believe he is calling forth the spectre of the leaders of plato's republic. they were to be idealized perfect men with no faults or character flaws who could use absolute power without abusing it, for the good of the city/state/nation while still adhering to core principles.

 

desert dude

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I would take away Sandra Fluke's contraceptives for a month, then bang her three times a day for a week.
 

Dr Kynes

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I would take away Sandra Fluke's contraceptives for a month, then bang her three times a day for a week.
she is mildly bangable. i bet it takes a little spur to get her on the gallop, but she's got a soft mouth, like velvet so she's probably pretty easy on the reins.

mount up cowboy. ill take rachel maddow down the south pasture and see if i caint round up a few stray head before we drive em to kansas city.
 
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