1993stoner
Active Member
when u think you have everything figured out
That always happens to me when i smoke a shitload after not smoking for like 2-3 months. Thought i was the only one.Get so high. I throw up.
holy fuck, I put on my towel robe in preparation for shower and went to log on again. I could hear a slight buzzing sound and thought Jesus Christ I need that shower and a cup of tea. I sat down on the sofa and could still hear that buzzing vibration sound, flicked my eyes to the left and there was a bummblebee on the sleeve And it was slowly walking towards my face, fuck me just had the fright of my life I swear I could see it looking at me.
I panic swiped it luckily it survived, scooped her up and put her out the window.
lmao. classicWhen the nurse asks for a urine sample and you realise at the end of your piss you were supposed to pee in the container they gave you, not the toilet. Did this a few days ago.
As a pizza delivery guy on your run you decide to fire one up,
while puffing you miss the destination of said pizza.
Pulling a u-eee you quickly head back toward house. Pass it up and head back to
with once steaming pizza now fairly dead in passanger seat. Luckily
I set pizza on top of smokes or I would have walked back into pizzeria having
never delivered...
Got back to that house quick!
L.S.R. 10/22/12