My Neighbor Ripped My Plant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!

[patlpp]

The Juice? How you doing man?

Sorry; not catching the reference. cn

Think he might mean OJ

 

[cannabineer]

That was a fair spell ago, though.

My fav' OJ joke:
What did he do once the police surrounded him?
First he froze. Then he concentrated. cn

 

[stickyicky0420]

The dude doesent have a car and he is the only one that could possibly have it, also i dont really know him.........I really need a good idea to do besides these retarded ones to burn his house down......

IDK what to tell u then cast a spell or something no one is going to beable to tell u a magical way to get ur bud back maby next time plant it somewhere it wont get jacked if u were smart about it u would have planted another crop just incase one of them gets jacked.

 

[TheChosen]

You said he has a gun. Does he have a dog/dogs? Is he home 24/7? The only counterstrike I could countenance would be a b&e to retrieve the plant. Ski mask (there might be cameras), gloves and a full suit (don't leave forensic), and do not steal/disturb anything but the plant. If you don't find the plant, abort the mission.
But revenge andor pranks are for children. The only decent option to the above is to admit that he pulled a fast one on you. Jmo. cn

The only problem I see with this, he would know it was the plants owner that stole it back. Giving him a reason for re-retribution. I would at least rummage a few drawers or knock over a vase to make it look more random.

 

[cannabineer]

The only problem I see with this, he would know it was the plants owner that stole it back. Giving him a reason for re-retribution. I would at least rummage a few drawers or knock over a vase to make it look more random.

It's too easy imo to overreact first if that's the way one will think. I see no good in fueling a vendetta. Imo stealing the weed was a crime of convenience. i very strongly doubt the older guy (if indeed he did it!) would attempt serious retribution. Especially if the only thing taken is the weed ... that leaves him no leg to stand on, really.

A question I'd have though is how the thief would be sure whose weed it was in the first place. If older guy isn't sure of the grower, a focused b&e might work. But it IS a b&e, with all risks that go with it. Personally i think OP is hosed. cn

 

[smokinsomeweed]

wait at the side of his house when he usually goes to work wit a skimask get some mase or a baseball bat and fuck em up throw em in his tub to die and get ur shit get ride of hat you used to do this and then when cops come and find him died there would be no way to trace it back to you also tape on your soles or shoe and glove if prints are on file also take his gun and sell it for you inconvenience keep a big gun to erase ur problems lol

 

[smokinsomeweed]

not telling you to do this just an option id be pissed 4 to 6 month waste of time

 

[bowlfullofbliss]

I kind of get the feeling that the OP might have shown off said plant to a neighbor they don't really know.............

 

[stickyicky0420]

wait at the side of his house when he usually goes to work wit a skimask get some mase or a baseball bat and fuck em up throw em in his tub to die and get ur shit get ride of hat you used to do this and then when cops come and find him died there would be no way to trace it back to you also tape on your soles or shoe and glove if prints are on file also take his gun and sell it for you inconvenience keep a big gun to erase ur problems lol

tape on the shoes still leaves partial prints ive tryed it just make a carpet slider for ur shoes they can also say hey who wears a saze 8 1/2 girl shoes things to think about

 

[stickyicky0420]

I kind of get the feeling that the OP might have shown off said plant to a neighbor they don't really know.............

probably no smell no sell no tell

 

[Winter Woman]

I knew a guy once who set up a paddle thingy under someone's picture window in the middle of the night. Hooked it to a wire that was about 4 or 6 inches off the ground and ran it across the street and tied it to a stick in the ground. That way when a car came down the street it flipped the paddle up and broke the picture window.

He did it that way so he wouldn't be around when it broke, it worked too.

 

[patlpp]

wait at the side of his house when he usually goes to work wit a skimask get some mase or a baseball bat and fuck em up throw em in his tub to die and get ur shit get ride of hat you used to do this and then when cops come and find him died there would be no way to trace it back to you also tape on your soles or shoe and glove if prints are on file also take his gun and sell it for you inconvenience keep a big gun to erase ur problems lol

So when he goes to work he has to have a ski mask on?

 

[LazyGoblin]

I see the parallel you're attempting to draw but when you look at the actions between the two they are entirely different.

I have a weed plant. I have bugs on my plants so I spray the plants knowing that I either need to water cure them, or use them for edibles which would diminish the strength of the chems depending on how I prepare it. If you steal it not knowing the plant was intended for edibles and smoke it, it's your problem.

vs.

Sitting in my house, getting a glass bottle, filling it with an accelerant, staking out the dude's home, and hoping that no one else is inside when you firebomb it. And also hope it doesn't spread to any of the neighboring houses.

Quite a bit of difference to me.

Agree! Especially when the OP is one of the neighbors..

 

[ottomatik]

but i have social anxiety as long as no one comes out of the burning house wanting to chit chat then ill be fine

there's a lot of funny shit in this thread but unfortuneatly the OP's issue isn't funny at all. FU Rippers!

 

[srh88]

i wouldnt go breaking and entering but i would let him know you know somehow. you might even be lucky enough to find your shit sitting in his backyard in a paper bag or something. most thieves probably dont know how to grow and hang and trim and all that shit, prolly the reason they are thieving out of your back yard. sorry this happened to you but next time remember rule #1.. keep your mouth shut, dont trust noone

 

[whatsaroach?lol???]

You can't have it back....... question answered

 

[jpeg666]

I have yet to see you post up proof to let anyone know that he is 100% the one who stole it, I wouldn't blame him if you broke into his house and he shot you if he wasn't even the one that stole it.

 

[ctwalrus]

steal it the fuck back! wth.. take a day and stalk him.. see what he does.
next day when you know where hes going go into his fucking house and take what is rightfully yours!
but just harvest it right there.. cut it down and take it to your place for drying.. leave him a note with the pot that has your own clever writing on it.

 

[TheChosen]

Where has Uncle Buck been?

one starred

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

You are 18, yes? I am about as sure that you have friends who knew about your grow, as you are that it was your neighbor. Could be anyone. If you are 99% sure it was your neighbor, I would get a disposable cell phone and call 911 to report that you were jogging by (insert his address) and say a naked young girl ran out screaming and a man ran out after her and dragged her back inside. They will search the shit out of home. If he has it, they will likely find it. You won't get it back, but you will get revenge.

Who knows, maybe he does have a young girl captive in there.