My Neighbor Ripped My Plant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!

[jswett1100]

ripped it last weekend, how can i get it back! as soon as possible???? Im 18 and hes 45 with a gun.......
it was 6 feet tall and on its last fucking week of budding.....

 

[smok3h]

Let it go....

 

[a mongo frog]

Consider a blowie, more than likely u will get your plant back.

 

[Carne Seca]

If you're legal? Call the police. File a report. If you're illegal? Ask your neighbor if you can buy some weed off of him.

 

[Fungus Gnat]

Not worth dying over. Conduct a shadow war of vandalism that will cost him more than the bud he stole.

 

[TheChosen]

Grow another one but spray the hell out of it with the most toxic, caustic chems you can find. Try to engage him in conversation when it's near finish, and say that someone ripped your last plant but you got another one that's even better coming down soon. He rips the contaminated plant, smokes it, and fucks himself.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Snitches are bitches, but you can always get a drug bust on him for being a dick.. He's scum IMO.

Other than that, there's really no way to get your plant back without getting into TONS of shit..

 

[stoned cockatoo]

Ask to see his gun then shoot yourself in the leg and say he did it

 

[stickyicky0420]

ripped it last weekend, how can i get it back! as soon as possible???? Im 18 and hes 45 with a gun.......
it was 6 feet tall and on its last fucking week of budding.....

thats what they make moltive cocktals for burn his car up with one or throw it threw a window when u know no one is home. so u dont risk a murder charge

 

[TheChosen]

Burn someone's house down? Over a plant? Isn't there a dark closet you should be hiding in?

 

[Hepheastus420]

thats what they make moltive cocktals for burn his car up with one or throw it threw a window when u know no one is home. so u dont risk a murder charge

Too much over a plant dude.. The furthest you should go is to just get your plant back and maybe piss in his refrigerator and cook dog shit in his microwave for 50 seconds.

 

[stickyicky0420]

things u will need a good cover up dress up like a dude throw on a mask.u will also need a glass beer bottle liquer bottles hold more gas u also need a dirty rag. make shure u wear baggie cloth and a pair of shoes u wouldnt normaly wear. make shure the beer bottle isnt some kind of rare beer that only u drink after his house and all of his worldly possisions burn then u need to burn the pair of shooes u were wearing and all the cloth u were wearing. make shure u get a pair of guy shoes that are like 5 sizes to big the cops might be checking shoe size. if he dont know whos plant it is then he will never have a clue who did it. good luck and have fun. rember tell no one that u did this it is ur dirty little secret

 

[stickyicky0420]

Too much over a plant dude.. The furthest you should go is to just get your plant back and maybe piss in his refrigerator and cook dog shit in his microwave for 50 seconds.

that doesnt seem like enough can we settle in the middle with a good tire slashing and some suger in tha gas tank?

 

[Carne Seca]

Burn someone's house down? Over a plant? Isn't there a dark closet you should be hiding in?

 

[Hepheastus420]

that doesnt seem like enough can we settle in the middle with a good tire slashing and some suger in tha gas tank?

As long as we keep the dog shit idea, we have an agreement.

 

[patlpp]

thats what they make moltive cocktals for burn his car up with one or throw it threw a window when u know no one is home. so u dont risk a murder charge

things u will need a good cover up dress up like a dude throw on a mask.u will also need a glass beer bottle liquer bottles hold more gas u also need a dirty rag. make shure u wear baggie cloth and a pair of shoes u wouldnt normaly wear. make shure the beer bottle isnt some kind of rare beer that only u drink after his house and all of his worldly possisions burn then u need to burn the pair of shooes u were wearing and all the cloth u were wearing. make shure u get a pair of guy shoes that are like 5 sizes to big the cops might be checking shoe size. if he dont know whos plant it is then he will never have a clue who did it. good luck and have fun. rember tell no one that u did this it is ur dirty little secret

that doesnt seem like enough can we settle in the middle with a good tire slashing and some suger in tha gas tank?

My o my, doesn't someone have such mighty huge E-balls.

 

[stickyicky0420]

As long as we keep the dog shit idea, we have an agreement.

agreed can go wrong with dog shit

 

[Hepheastus420]

Here's some ideas to really fuck his place up!!

Take the batteries from his remote and hide the remote under his sofa.. Unfold his bed.. Disorganize his closet.. Sick shit

 

[stickyicky0420]

My o my, doesn't someone have such mighty huge E-balls.

??? its not my plant that got jacked? so it wouldnt be me with the huge balls?

 

[Martybutch]

Put a goat in his garden.