What did you accomplish today?

[Carne Seca]

Nope, not good enough. What is your 5 year plan? I need to know EVERYTHING.

He plans on taking 1820 shits. It would have been 1825 but there's going to be a 5 day constipation episode. Not pretty.

 

[smok3h]

He plans on taking 1820 shits. It would have been 1825 but there's going to be a 5 day constipation episode. Not pretty.

Dear god, you mean the prophecies are true?

 

[Carne Seca]

Ain't that some shit?

I wouldn't shit you. You're one of my favorite turds.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Dear god, you mean the prophecies are true?

Ain't that some shit?

 

[cannabineer]

Dear god, you mean the prophecies are true?

No shit. cn

 

[Carne Seca]

Where the hell is the Bear? He loves this.... shit. har har.

edit: neeever mind.

edit edit: What the fuck was that?

 

[cannabineer]

Where the hell is the Bear? He loves this.... shit. har har.

edit: neeever mind.

I'm here, muddying the waters in that oh so special way. cn

Now it's time for me to smoke summat and render myself useless and eatful. cn

 

[smok3h]

I think RIU just passed through a black hole.

 

[Hepheastus420]

I wouldn't shit you. You're one of my favorite turds.

Ahh shucks.....

 

[Carne Seca]

I'm here, muddying the waters in that oh so special way. cn

Now it's time for me to smoke summat and render myself useless and eatful. cn

I'm way ahead of you bear. Right now I'm trying to figure out if the bubba kush is fucking with me or my post and heph's got transposed. I'm afraid to look.

 

[cannabineer]

Where the hell is the Bear? He loves this.... shit. har har.

edit: neeever mind.

edit edit: What the fuck was that?

I'm not sure. When i first posted, I captured your second line in my quote but didn't see it. I was about to correct the sitch, but now there are three lines. Smok3h's hypothesis is as good as any ... cn

 

[thespaceman937]

I peed in a bottle on a six hour drive with three girls in the car. Kinda tough including they were all chanting at me, "do it pussy"

 

[marc88101]

I just fed my plantsView attachment 2338811View attachment 2338812View attachment 2338814

 

[Carne Seca]

That just fucked up my time line. What day is this?

 

[cannabineer]

I peed in a bottle on a six hour drive with three girls in the car. Kinda tough including they were all chanting at me, "do the pussy"

That might be hard. cn

(n.b. Litely edited.)

 

[Hepheastus420]

I'm way ahead of you bear. Right now I'm trying to figure out if the bubba kush is fucking with me or my post and heph's got transposed. I'm afraid to look.

Welcome to the twilight zone..

[video=youtube;NzlG28B-R8Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y[/video]

 

[smok3h]

I peed in a bottle on a six hour drive with three girls in the car. Kinda tough including they were all chanting at me, "do it pussy"

I feel your pain, bro. I totally suffer from "stage fright." I can hardly even piss next to a guy when there's a wall dividing our two urinals; if there's no wall or barrier, forget about it! I don't know why this is, but it affects me

 

[cannabineer]

I feel your pain, bro. I totally suffer from "stage fright." I can hardly even piss next to a guy when there's a wall dividing our two urinals; if there's no wall or barrier, forget about it! I don't know why this is, but it affects me

It took me years and years to overcome Shy Bladder. Now it's the prostate messing with me. cn

 

[Carne Seca]

I feel your pain, bro. I totally suffer from "stage fright." I can hardly even piss next to a guy when there's a wall dividing our two urinals; if there's no wall or barrier, forget about it! I don't know why this is, but it affects me

I wonder if he misunderstood them and they were actually asking for a three way..... that would be sad. And funny... but sad too.

 

[thespaceman937]

Haha. I love RIU! If I was'nt going to burst, it would have never happened.