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[FresnoFarmer]

Butt Play Buddy Wanted. - 50 (Forestville)

Date: 2012-08-15, 2:02PM PDT Reply to this post

Need a buddy or two that are into butt play with plugs and dildos. Intermediate user here but looking to expand my experience level. Starters welcome. Love the feeling of presenting on all fours and then my buddy starts to open my ass with a butt plug. As we connect my hole opens for the next size. Erotic trust between two men. I have a wide assortment of toys. Ready to open yours and mine to new limits?. I can host with sling or table. Include full body pic for mine.

Whoa whoa whoa!! You are out your damn mind.......I'm hosting tonight.

 

[FresnoFarmer]

oh and i like pie! - 31 (picayune,ms)

[HR][/HR] Date: 2012-07-27, 10:10PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [HR][/HR]
Hiya! I'm loud and obnoxious I get over excited and I'm funny as hell. I like tattoos and piercings oh and I love cheese. I can be a total bitch, but I'm one of the caring person you'll ever meet. I work constantly and hang out with my besties when I'm not working. I'm looking for a funny, charming guy. I don't like ass kissers or people who think they know everything. I am completely against drugs and smoking is nasty. I do drink but only occasionally. I love kids and most kid love me. Oh and I like pie! *put your favorite pie in the subject...

• Location: picayune,ms
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3167831033

I know exactly what that rock is thinking......"ow......ow.....ow.....please get off my head"

 

[srh88]

I know exactly what that rock is thinking......"ow......ow.....ow.....please get off my head"

she has almost as much neck as that rock

 

[cannabineer]

is "chilling on a dirt road" a euphemism for anal sex?

With ice-cube foreplay. cn

 

[srh88]

With ice-cube foreplay. cn

iced coffee?

 

[FresnoFarmer]

[h=2]looking for a young guy - 19 (clovis)[/h]
Hey guys! I'm a 19 year old girl looking for a guy my age to get to know. Also helps if you're tall cause I'm almost 6 feet. Anyone interested must reply with pics!

 

[srh88]

looking for a young guy - 19 (clovis)


Hey guys! I'm a 19 year old girl looking for a guy my age to get to know. Also helps if you're tall cause I'm almost 6 feet. Anyone interested must reply with pics!

that looks like the chick in other thread lol.. hold on

cant find it, the chick holdin up the sign sayin she was only 13 or something and sorry for lying to everyone and shit

 

[KushXOJ]

[h=2]looking for a young guy - 19 (clovis)[/h]
Hey guys! I'm a 19 year old girl looking for a guy my age to get to know. Also helps if you're tall cause I'm almost 6 feet. Anyone interested must reply with pics!

 

[FresnoFarmer]

[h=2]single, trilingual, decent cook, great kisser - 27 (Fresno / Clovis)[/h]
Hi I'm 27, 5'10'', big fluffy guy, run my own business and study. I have a good life just looking for that special woman to share it with.

I'm full of fun and laughter, smoke (cigarettes only) and always ready for an adventure. I try to find humor in almost everything and never set for small stuff. I have an unusual fascinating sense of humor and I'm a practical joker.

If your boyfriend or date thinks a seven course meal was a bucket of chicken wings and a 6 pack of beer, of if he thinks sexual foreplay is a half hour of begging of if your Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your last date, you need to kick them all to the curb. I'm a successful trilingual person, run my own business and currently going to school for my second degree but I'm still a kid at heart.

I'll cook you an Italian dinner that will make you want to kiss me. The only problem? You'll have such strong garlic breath that I won't want to kiss you. I love children, animals, I like to entertain people and make them laugh. I specialize in bring out the best in others. I'm still a balance of sophisticated professionalism that will make out for the right amount of mischief. I can be a true romantic, genuine gentleman or a naughty bad boy... and that's what makes things exciting.

I'll always treat you like a lady with the utmost respect and always make you the center of attention. I'm still old-fashioned that I open doors and like to hold hands. Why don't all men?

I love to travel, I have been to 12 different countries so far. My next destinations would have to be Bali (Heaven on earth), Australia, Rome, and many more. Ask me about Paris and I'll recommend you good places to visit, if you take me with you.

If you write me, please have something to say. Show me that you've read my post, show some substance. Tell me a little about you. ie: hobbies, music, movies, dreams, goals, hot spots. What's on your "bucket list"?
Who knows? I might like you too. At the very least, maybe we can be friends.

P.S.lease write in the SUBJECT LINE your favorite movie. I have attached 3 pictures. Please send me recent pictures of you too. Emails with no movie in subject line or pictures attached will be considered spam and deleted automatically.

Life's short, why wait?

Just email me already.

 

[srh88]

 

[KushXOJ]

DARK, SMART AFRO MAN NEEDS WIDE HIPS, HEAVY BOOTY CHINESE, OR FILIPINA - 43 (daly city)

Date: 2012-08-16, 7:59PM PDT Reply to: [email protected]

ASIAN SISTERS!

I PLAY NO GAMES WITH HEADS OR HEARTS!

ORGINALLY FROM MANHATTAN BUT HAVE LIVED IN SF FOR YEARS NOW WITH NO LADY!

NOT NICE AT ALL TO LIVE LIKE THAT!

I DRIVE, I COOK, VERY "WELL" ENDOWED AND LONG AND ALSO SINCERE IN HEART.

NOT SO GOOD LOOKING BUT WILL MAKE UP IN OTHER AREAS.

NEED TO GET TO KNOW YOU SOON, OVER DINNER, WITH A MOVIE OR TWO, ETC.

CHEERS!

LOOKING 4 U...

 

[Capt. Stickyfingers]

[h=2]Lets ride - m4w - 36 (Bay City)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-08-05, 3:32AM EDT

Looking for anyone up for a motorcycle ride, either on the back of mine or on your own. Not too far but maybe an hr or two out and back. Would like to ride with someone instead of alone all the time. Not looking for sex or a relationship, just friendly riding when im home. Should be around till tues or wed then back on the road for a couple weeks. If you would like to go, put honda aero in the subject line and we can go from there.

^^
Lol. Just a friendly riding when I'm home

 

[Capt. Stickyfingers]

[h=2]Looking for intelligent and meaningful conversation - m4w - 36 (Tuscola Area)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-07-05, 10:14PM EDT

[HR][/HR]
I am looking for a lady/woman who is married or has children for good intelligent conversations with a few laughs thrown in. I am married and have a small child but need more mental stimulation(Innocent) than what I am currently getting. I am an outdoors person who likes nature at its most raw but also the most simple elegant things in life. I am real and am not after sex.......Footloose is on cable right now on VH1.

Put kerfuffle in the heading so I know you are real.

 

[FresnoFarmer]

[h=2]polite, sincere, honest guys only - t4m - 23 (sw bakersfield)[/h]
Transgender. I don't want any dick pics, this is not a sex ad, i am looking for a long term relationship. no married men, nobody over 30, and you must be kind, don't even mention sex or the conversation will be over. i can read people very well, and i know when you're just pretending. anyways... I'm 23 years old, 5'7" 140, brown hair and eyes. intelligent, funny, full of love and compassion, well-mannered, and easy to get along with. I could go on and on about my interests, achievements, and goals, but i'm going to save that for those of you who meet my criteria, and are truly interested in a LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP. I like guys who aren't assholes, clean cut, those who take care of their image, attractive, but most of all they have to have a fun personality. i like to joke around, and i need someone who can put up with my sense of humor. Anyone above 5'7" is a plus. i'm not stuck up, i just have to filter out the perverts and losers who aren't worth anyone's time.

thank you for your consideration!
-Sienna

 

[KushXOJ]

[h=2]polite, sincere, honest guys only - t4m - 23 (sw bakersfield)[/h]
Transgender. I don't want any dick pics, this is not a sex ad, i am looking for a long term relationship. no married men, nobody over 30, and you must be kind, don't even mention sex or the conversation will be over. i can read people very well, and i know when you're just pretending. anyways... I'm 23 years old, 5'7" 140, brown hair and eyes. intelligent, funny, full of love and compassion, well-mannered, and easy to get along with. I could go on and on about my interests, achievements, and goals, but i'm going to save that for those of you who meet my criteria, and are truly interested in a LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP. I like guys who aren't assholes, clean cut, those who take care of their image, attractive, but most of all they have to have a fun personality. i like to joke around, and i need someone who can put up with my sense of humor. Anyone above 5'7" is a plus. i'm not stuck up, i just have to filter out the perverts and losers who aren't worth anyone's time.

thank you for your consideration!
-Sienna

As a guy he should know nobody likes a flat chested chick ....

 

[olylifter420]

Looks like snoop lion

DARK, SMART AFRO MAN NEEDS WIDE HIPS, HEAVY BOOTY CHINESE, OR FILIPINA - 43 (daly city)

Date: 2012-08-16, 7:59PM PDT Reply to: [email protected]

ASIAN SISTERS!

I PLAY NO GAMES WITH HEADS OR HEARTS!

ORGINALLY FROM MANHATTAN BUT HAVE LIVED IN SF FOR YEARS NOW WITH NO LADY!

NOT NICE AT ALL TO LIVE LIKE THAT!

I DRIVE, I COOK, VERY "WELL" ENDOWED AND LONG AND ALSO SINCERE IN HEART.

NOT SO GOOD LOOKING BUT WILL MAKE UP IN OTHER AREAS.

NEED TO GET TO KNOW YOU SOON, OVER DINNER, WITH A MOVIE OR TWO, ETC.

CHEERS!

LOOKING 4 U...

 

[olylifter420]

That guy in the back looks like he is lol at that retarded face and fucked up scarf

single, trilingual, decent cook, great kisser - 27 (Fresno / Clovis)


Hi I'm 27, 5'10'', big fluffy guy, run my own business and study. I have a good life just looking for that special woman to share it with.

I'm full of fun and laughter, smoke (cigarettes only) and always ready for an adventure. I try to find humor in almost everything and never set for small stuff. I have an unusual fascinating sense of humor and I'm a practical joker.

If your boyfriend or date thinks a seven course meal was a bucket of chicken wings and a 6 pack of beer, of if he thinks sexual foreplay is a half hour of begging of if your Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your last date, you need to kick them all to the curb. I'm a successful trilingual person, run my own business and currently going to school for my second degree but I'm still a kid at heart.

I'll cook you an Italian dinner that will make you want to kiss me. The only problem? You'll have such strong garlic breath that I won't want to kiss you. I love children, animals, I like to entertain people and make them laugh. I specialize in bring out the best in others. I'm still a balance of sophisticated professionalism that will make out for the right amount of mischief. I can be a true romantic, genuine gentleman or a naughty bad boy... and that's what makes things exciting.

I'll always treat you like a lady with the utmost respect and always make you the center of attention. I'm still old-fashioned that I open doors and like to hold hands. Why don't all men?

I love to travel, I have been to 12 different countries so far. My next destinations would have to be Bali (Heaven on earth), Australia, Rome, and many more. Ask me about Paris and I'll recommend you good places to visit, if you take me with you.

If you write me, please have something to say. Show me that you've read my post, show some substance. Tell me a little about you. ie: hobbies, music, movies, dreams, goals, hot spots. What's on your "bucket list"?
Who knows? I might like you too. At the very least, maybe we can be friends.

P.S.lease write in the SUBJECT LINE your favorite movie. I have attached 3 pictures. Please send me recent pictures of you too. Emails with no movie in subject line or pictures attached will be considered spam and deleted automatically.

Life's short, why wait?

Just email me already.

 

[FresnoFarmer]

[h=2]Looking for love....... - 45 (Farmersville, Calif.)[/h]
Hi - I am a single BBW. Big beautiful woman of color looking for my true love. I love all men. Tall, short, green or purple.. lol
I am very independent and can pay my own way... searching for a man who is independent as well. I love to laugh and be happy.
I never married or had kids. Just working and waiting to find Mr. Right.
If your interested please reply with photo. Thank you.

 

[silasraven]

once had a dude i went to for good medical only him due to the fact he had a good variety so if my meds didnt go over well with the body i could switch, but stopped due to him never showing up. i am a local customer. hey his loss. weedmaps

 

[FresnoFarmer]

once had a dude i went to for good medical only him due to the fact he had a good variety so if my meds didnt go over well with the body i could switch, but stopped due to him never showing up. i am a local customer. hey his loss. weedmaps