We just landed a fucking rover the size of a small car on Mars, IN A WAY THAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. Going from 13k/mph to 900/mph to 2/mph in a CONTROLLED MANNER on a time-released parachute from 34 MILLION FUCKING MILES OUT.
SUCCESSFULLY. So fuck all you anti-U.S. dumpster divers.
SUCCESSFULLY. So fuck all you anti-U.S. dumpster divers.