You're striking me as slightly defective, repeatedly hoping for some kind of alternative outcome to this.. bollocks.
Have your fight thread an we can watch/referee/back up either side, away from the rest of the forum.
I do believe you are slightly in love. Let's face it, if one of you stopped 'taking the bait' now, you'd both miss it. It's like the fight before angry, passionate sex or something. That's fine, I love bromance. And besides, when I argue with trolls on here we end up friends or special friends most of the time..
Sad these grown men are behaving beneath teenage girl level. But it's kind of cute. I'm not saying that to be a smartass or condescending, It's simultaneously annoying and endearing, which is why I suspect the same mutual feeling between you two. Lol
Are you going to post more pictures of yourselves or what?
And as for the question of who is a legitimate female here, April has already offereed her inspection services and my inbox is an open door, 'ladies'.
If a cock ends up in there I shall detach the deceitful thing.
*trots back to dog basket, curls up and falls asleep again*