Okay, so with Chrissy and Carly confirmed, I was badly in need of a blonde. So who should respond to my casting call but 2005 Pet of the Year, Martina Warren? I don't know if you've been a Martina Warren fan as long as I've been, but I gotta tell ya, I'm a real sucker for British babes.
She's a whopping 28 years old now, but she assures me that she's held her shape nicely.
I believe her, and I appreciate her honesty. Most models stay 22-24 for like ten years in their model profiles.
I think I may have found my blonde.
I'll definitely have to do a hi-def video interview with her. Dig that British accent.
Oh, and I just noticed that her resume includes High Times. You know what that means.
Nobody does that whole "sex kitten" thing like Martina.
And look at this shit. Wow. Smoke a bowl to this. Exciting stuff on the horizon. More to come. Stay tuned!