Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[cannabineer]

Heat trembles, black waves
from grazing-angle pavement.
I chase the mirage. cn

 

[eye exaggerate]

Heat trembles, black waves
from grazing-angle pavement.
I chase the mirage. cn

out in the desert
leopards knit in the hot sun
...spots for everyone

 

[cannabineer]

Classy on a cat
Leopard spots on a woman
just define trashy.
cn

 

[april]

What is a haiku
How do i even write one
I must suck at this

 

[eye exaggerate]

Classy on a cat
Leopard spots on a woman
just define trashy.
cn

...Honey, I'm taking out the trash!

Broke code

 

[cannabineer]

A kitchen-door voice:
...Honey, I'm taking out the trash!
Just what could he mean?

You better double-
bag that thing, or you might get
embarrassing spots.
cn

 

[eye exaggerate]

You better double-
bag that thing, or you might get
embarrassing spots.
cn

...too funny, good bear!
..."like I blister in the sun"
...man, this cat would run!

 

[tyler.durden]

What is a haiku
How do i even write one
I must suck at this

Hello, Ms. April!
Welcome to my Haiku Thread
Your form is Spot On

Haiku is not Hard
It is from the heart, and Head
What are you Wearing?

 

[Hepheastus420]

I've been missing you.
Your soft graze among my mind.
See you soon fungi.

 

[cannabineer]

Sharpness pierces vein
Push the plunger ... here it comes
Oh my god this stuff makes me talk a mile a minute i just get so gabby does that happen t

cn

 

[tyler.durden]

I've been missing you.
Your soft graze among my mind.
See you soon fungi.

Hep and Mario
Both of you love your Mushrooms!
How was the trip, Bro?

 

[tyler.durden]

Sharpness pierces vein
Push the plunger ... here it comes
Oh my god this stuff makes me talk a mile a minute i just get so gabby does that happen t

cn

The Bear and Needles?
Say it isn't so, White One!
What you shootin', Neer?

 

[cannabineer]

Many moons ago -
adventure to sharp places.
I'm done with that now.
cn

 

[Total Head]

long and bumpy log
poking out of blue water
plumbing's on the fritz

swamp-ass and pit stains
shampoo is warmer than pee
fuck you, summertime

 

[eye exaggerate]

...unless summer is...
three months long and that's it, man...
you'd relish the sweat

 

[cannabineer]

The dogs of summer
split their buns. Why do I taste
sweat in my relish.

They roll in dead things:
onions, mustard, sauerkraut.
Add beer and baseball.
cn

 

[tyler.durden]

long and bumpy log
poking out of blue water
plumbing's on the fritz

swamp-ass and pit stains
shampoo is warmer than pee
fuck you, summertime

Welcome, Total Head!
Don't mean to laugh at your Pain
That shit is Funny

 

[tyler.durden]

Damn Miami Heat!
NBA is Dead to Me
Who else could Win now?

 

[Hepheastus420]

Shrooms, a call away..
So what is holding me back?
my mind's not at ease.

Melodramatic?
Nope.. just trying to be smart..
avoiding bad trips.

I know my limits.
Though I do want to test them..
Must resist the urge.

 

[cannabineer]

Underneath the bridge
Strange grumblings make themselves heard.
Mind your goats, sitemates.
cn