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why does my butthole always hurt?

high|hgih

high|hgih

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LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLL

Anyways no not butt sex, I take a shower every morning and at night sometimes and I wipe effectively. Yet my butthole hurts all the time. Like rug burn.. Or a swim suit rash..

Is someone buttfucking me in my sleep?:dunce:
 
high|hgih

high|hgih

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No like.. Im serious lol

Its happened the past two days but I recetly switched body wash, that has to be what it is
 
patlpp

patlpp

New Member
Sometimes being too clean causes it!! Try cleaning with plain water, no soap. If it's real bad, put a cleaning pad, those ones they use for kids , that has aloe in it and keep it on your bung hole for a day.
You just opened up a can of smart ass, and it's headed your way !! LOL . How many remarks can we get off this one? We can put it on Tosh 3.0 !! You have 20 seconds
 
high|hgih

high|hgih

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Lol no Im a dude

Thanks heph I have to say the same about you : however I am extremely angry you changed your avatar :p
DMT is nowhere near as cool as mario

But dude pat theres some advice! That has to be what it was I remember I took a pre shower shit this morning and then I needed to clean my butthole. I think I did too good of a job. xD Oh god this thread.. THIS THREAD. Im gonna regret this in the morning xD
 
high|hgih

high|hgih

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I now will, seriously though my roomates are some fucked up dudes lol

If they were secretly bleaching my butthole in my sleep I wouldnt know til 2020
 
full of purple

full of purple

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Your room mates are probly bleaching your butthole after they bust a nut in your booty hole
ask them if you have a black hole
 
1993stoner

1993stoner

Active Member
I have no clue why your asshole hurts. But....sometimes my belly button hurts really bad for a couple of seconds. Its really clean and it does not not poke out...any advise?
 
DelSlow

DelSlow

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high|hgih said:
LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLL

Anyways no not butt sex, I take a shower every morning and at night sometimes and I wipe effectively. Yet my butthole hurts all the time. Like rug burn.. Or a swim suit rash..

Is someone buttfucking me in my sleep?:dunce:
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Don't get too crazy with the toilet paper.

Maybe you're wiping too hard? Lmao
 
high|hgih

high|hgih

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Lol I doubt its my roomates they wouldnt go as far as to mess with someones asshole. But thats just what theyd want me to think.

maybe its a sign you need to get some food from youe mother
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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with my hairy ass situation, i have to wipe pretty hard to be sure.

but despite this rough handling, the asshole is all better and pain free soon after.

if persistent pain remains for too long, you might want to see a doctor.

that said, on with the ass jokes.
 
patlpp

patlpp

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1993stoner said:
I have no clue why your asshole hurts. But....sometimes my belly button hurts really bad for a couple of seconds. Its really clean and it does not not poke out...any advise?
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No shit that could be a sign of a hernia. wiggle it and if you feel pain at the asshole, you could have a hernia. You don't even have to cough
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
h|h ... allow me to recommend a dab of Vaseline. I suffer from FGAD (Frequent Geriatric Anal Discomfort) and a dab of Vaseline works wonders in controlling both the pain and the embarrassing social phenomenon of Volcanic Perineal Pruritus, aka the Don't-look Itch. When Vaseline is unavailable, (unmedicated!!!!!) lip balm is a ... balm. They don't call it CrapStick fer nuthin'. cn
 
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