full of purple
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stick your finger in your butt see if it slide is easy if it does try 2 and 3 and so on
why does my butthole always hurt?
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Total Head
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use flushable moist ass wipes after you do your preliminary wiping. it takes fewer passes to get it clean and the moisture lessens the friction. wipes also get it far cleaner than dry paper.
Capt. Stickyfingers
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My kid's aren't babies anymore and I still buy baby wipes and use them myself. Fuck some dry t.p., I want my ass to be clean and streak free.
ThatGuy113
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[video=youtube;OCf9M5GsDSs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCf9M5GsDSs[/video]
bigfattone420
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preperation h
racerboy71
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i have two words for you high.. swamp ass... it's just from a combination of sweating and wiping and shit like that..
cn had a great tip, put a lil dab of vaseline on it and it should feel better, or wipe with baby wipes instead of tp as tp can be very rough and a sensitive guy like you could get sore..
i once had swamp ass at work, and went into the stale to try and clean things up some.. i grabbed some moist wipes out of the medicine cabinet and thought i was going to be all set.. ripped the things open, took care of business, then realised they were medicated wipes that had alcohol in them and not some form of aloe, and i can't even begin to describe the pain..
cn had a great tip, put a lil dab of vaseline on it and it should feel better, or wipe with baby wipes instead of tp as tp can be very rough and a sensitive guy like you could get sore..
i once had swamp ass at work, and went into the stale to try and clean things up some.. i grabbed some moist wipes out of the medicine cabinet and thought i was going to be all set.. ripped the things open, took care of business, then realised they were medicated wipes that had alcohol in them and not some form of aloe, and i can't even begin to describe the pain..
MrFrance
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ya damp bog roll treat your bum.
Hepheastus420
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Since we're talking about weird shit. I remember one time I was playing a video game and I felt the tip of my dick sting in a very weird way. I grabbed it and my first thought was "FUCK!!! I caught an STD!!!!".. Turns out a little ant nipped the tip.. Damn bastard.
cannabineer
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Was it a Pissant? cn
<edit> Imagine how the ant felt ... I have FOUND you o Great One-eyed Queen!
<edit> Imagine how the ant felt ... I have FOUND you o Great One-eyed Queen!
cannabineer
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...have a sister? ~cackle~ cn
eye exaggerate
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...there you go
