REALSTYLES
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My name is Black Dynamite
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What is your first name in real life?
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REALSTYLES
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JK MY real name is Vance
Nice Ol Bud
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It all started in a day at the park.
You see, I was on vacation with my grandmother, and we just stopped by a gas station for drinks.
I go to pay for my beverage and their he was! My knight in shining armor.
Of course the speculated eye-wear dashed me with fuels for him.
I couldn't resist..
He glared me in the eye and he knew that I was the one.
He whips out oil for his once full set of hair and whips it in a magnificent form of prosperity..
Which tickled me even more
Since those 2 year's its been nothing but tough arguments over the internet and our relationship had been decreasing..
First I thought he was cheating..
Then soon it was clear that I was becoming unattractive to him.
I've decided today to take the liberty and celebrate our anniversary to regain our once glorious moments together.
REALSTYLES
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Dude chill, why you trying to keep shit going? Yeah I purposely wrote it like that to sound like Black Dynamite. So stop actin like the man before I have to bust you up sucka lolIt all started in a day at the park.
You see, I was on vacation with my grandmother, and we just stopped by a gas station for drinks.
I go to pay for my beverage and their he was! My knight in shining armor.
Of course the speculated eye-wear dashed me with fuels for him.
I couldn't resist..
He glared me in the eye and he knew that I was the one.
He whips out oil for his once full set of hair and whips it in a magnificent form of prosperity..
Which tickled me even more
Since those 2 year's its been nothing but tough arguments over the internet and our relationship had been decreasing..
First I thought he was cheating..
Then soon it was clear that I was becoming unattractive to him.
I've decided today to take the liberty and celebrate our anniversary to regain our once glorious moments together.
REALSTYLES
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That's actually me LOL
mysunnyboy
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Sonny 
DeCarboxylation
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I didn't say this was my original account, dear.
A bit of both - I used to live in Cayo Hueso and collected trops for extra cash.
My forte was baby sharks, Angles, Butterflys and eels that I collected night diving.
I now live in a place that does not afford me the luxury of an aquarium shop, so my 90 is now a Cichlid tank with one enormous Myan as the dominant centerpiece.
And Missnu's avi is a Snowflake.
Padawanbater2
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Why are you using an alternate account?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Tell us again about the glory that was Rome. cn
mysunnyboy
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dannyboy602
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Danny...dah.
My middle name is an old family one. I've never told anyone...it's too embarrassing...ok ready for a good laugh? MELVILLE...OH that hurt.
My middle name is an old family one. I've never told anyone...it's too embarrassing...ok ready for a good laugh? MELVILLE...OH that hurt.
RyanTheRhino
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whats wrong with mel
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Some of Melville's characters had names that wouldn't do too well these days. It could'a been Queequeg. cn
silasraven
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joshua, hated it so i asked god for a new one and i started using silas, but still couldnt shake trainwrek
mysunnyboy
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what the fuck john you are HIGH!!!! "the head of a black and white cow" bahaha
