KushXOJ
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You'll be back....
Jelqing
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Hepheastus420
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I should just order a pre-jelqed penis as my new piece.
Metasynth
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Hepheastus420
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ewwwww..... I don't see how chicks love dick.. I just don't get it.I vote this one, give a whole new definition to the term "cocksmoker"
xKuroiTaimax
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We say/do it just to make you feel good...
Hepheastus420
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Awww that's sweet. I aprreciate y'all's lies.
Metasynth
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Way to speak for women everywhere. Glad we have our very own ambassador for the females of the species here on RIU.
Some chicks just love dick.
DROPZILLA
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Metasynth
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I see what you did there...double entendre...Niiiice.
Hepheastus420
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That dong bong (yeah that's what it's gonna be called for now on) is a pretty stealthy idea (even though I'm sure stealth wasn't in it's creators mind upon making it). I mean what kinda cop would want to touch a dudes dildo looking piece?
Metasynth
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Haha, just keep it in a bag with other sex toys...brilliant! Just pray you don't get arrested by a female officer...lol
DROPZILLA
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is that french for "i want it in the ass too.."
polyarcturus
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see what happens?
reppinhigh22
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rofl.. I did not just read this entire thread.. okay I did.. This shit is ridiculous haha
ScoobyDoobyDoo
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see...not even the MODS will get in the way of a good cat fight!!
RainbowBrite86
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Dude...you can call me fat, ugly, stupid, a man lol, anything, I do not care. But words like "kids", "children", etc, should never fall out of your mouth in an argument with a mother unless you want your mouth filled with a foot.
RainbowBrite86
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LoL! What are you saying, Kush? Is that a gun or are ya just happy to see me?