Jelqing

[Hepheastus420]

LoL. Tighter than your gf's. I promise.

Doubtful.. She has the whole young thing going for her .

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Doubtful.. She has the whole young thing going for her .

I have the whole know what the fuck i'm doing thing going for me lol. But it's cool. Send her my way. I'll teach her right.

 

[Shannon Alexander]

I watched a doco on sex a while ago on Australian ABC I think it was or SBS... anyway I digress...

I saw this doco on sex and it proved that women are worse at judging the size of a mans penis by looks than men are and that they often think a penis is 1 to 2 inches longer than it really is... and that women are more likely to be attracted to a man and have sex with him if she sees that he has a large flaccid penis, regardless of how large an other mans smaller flaccid penis may get when erect...

 

[Hepheastus420]

I have the whole know what the fuck i'm doing thing going for me lol. But it's cool. Send her my way. I'll teach her right.

She don't swing both ways. I wish otherwise though.

 

[Hepheastus420]

I watched a doco on sex a while ago on Australian ABC I think it was or SBS... anyway I digress...

I saw this doco on sex and it proved that women are worse at judging the size of a mans penis by looks than men are and that they often think a penis is 1 to 2 inches longer than it really is... and that women are more likely to be attracted to a man and have sex with him if she sees that he has a large flaccid penis, regardless of how large an other mans smaller flaccid penis may get when erect...

Ummmmmmm........

 

[Shannon Alexander]

I haaaaate big dicks. They just plain hurt. I don't get any pleasure at all from them. I like the average 5-6 inches. Anything over 6 is too big.

So you and I are never going to happen then... that is one more dream dashed against the rocks in RIU... *Sigh*

 

[RainbowBrite86]

So you and I are never going to happen then... that is one more dream dashed against the rocks in RIU... *Sigh*

Oh I thought you were into...sheep...

 

[RainbowBrite86]

No no wait...goats....I thought goats were your thing?

 

[Shannon Alexander]

Ummmmmmm........

I thought it fit well with the theme of the thread and other things mentioned by female members in the thread here...

 

[Shannon Alexander]

I sacrifice goats... the goat representing myself and the sacrifice being the Shakespearean little death denoting an orgasm...

Sacrifice a goat... It's really kinda simple...

 

[Hepheastus420]

I thought it fit well with the theme of the thread and other things mentioned by female members in the thread here...

lol but we weren't talking about growers vs showers yet lol.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

I sacrifice goats... the goat representing myself and the sacrifice being the Shakespearean little death denoting an orgasm...

Sacrifice a goat... It's really kinda simple...

Ah I see. OK.

 

[KushXOJ]

Is it safe to throw up penis pics yet ?
#RIUafterdark

 

[Metasynth]

I sacrifice goats... the goat representing myself and the sacrifice being the Shakespearean little death denoting an orgasm...

Sacrifice a goat... It's really kinda simple...

Ahh memories...I remember when we came up with that....

 

[Hepheastus420]

I kinda get why there's no nudity allowed on RIU (me3).. but I mean we are 18+

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Is it safe to throw up penis pics yet ?
#RIUafterdark

You can always SEND PENIS PICS TO [email protected]

 

[Hepheastus420]

You can always SEND PENIS PICS TO [email protected]

lol..............

 

[KushXOJ]

You can always SEND PENIS PICS TO [email protected]

Sent......

 

[Hepheastus420]

Flaccid or hard???? jk. lol kush has probably been waiting for this chance.

 

[KushXOJ]

Flaccid, leaves something for the imagination