Jelqing

[charface]

Maybe your uterus is flipped and needs to be put back. Please do not ask why I know about that. I just do!

 

[RainbowBrite86]

LoL! Men...

No really though lol. I can't take tampons, wtf am I gonna do with a huge dick?? I had someone going down on me about this time last year actually who decided to start out by going down on me (good) while putting two fingers inside (not good). I thought he was going to tear me into pieces, I swear to God I almost cried. I hate to stop them when they think they're doing a good job but I finally just asked how many he had in me (because I thought he had more than two). Just two. But he had to take it down to one for me to be able to enjoy it.

 

[Hepheastus420]

I haaaaate big dicks. They just plain hurt. I don't get any pleasure at all from them. I like the average 5-6 inches. Anything over 6 is too big.

Then you must hate yourself.

 

[Carne Seca]

Idk what it is. If I guessed i'd just be guessing lol. Why tell me to guess if you know the answer? I am so fucking high right now you have no idea.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

You can't call girls big dicks hep lol. It's just not feminine.

 

[Carne Seca]

Resisting urge to make age related penis size joke about Hep....

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Resisting urge to make age related penis size joke about Hep....

Oh don't resist. I wanna piss again.

 

[KushXOJ]

Girls usually complain when I first slide in, you know the usual "ouch", "you're hurting me", "not so deep". But eventually they just lay back and take it lol

 

[Hepheastus420]

Resisting urge to make age related penis size joke about Hep....

I appreciate your resistance.

Well it's time for my trazodone. Screw you guys.

 

[KushXOJ]

[video=youtube;A3mB6tys2TE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3mB6tys2TE&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

 

[RainbowBrite86]

I appreciate your resistance.

Well it's time for my trazodone. Screw you guys.

Awww heppy...don't be that way....tell me tghe cheesy joke again. I'll laugh. I promise.

 

[Carne Seca]

I appreciate your resistance.

Well it's time for my trazodone. Screw you guys.

We jest with love Hep.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Awww heppy...don't be that way....tell me tghe cheesy joke again. I'll laugh. I promise.

Shut up.. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

 

[RainbowBrite86]

OMG I watched it too lmao!! Alright alright alriiiiiiight. Make you suck my long dick!

 

[Hepheastus420]

OMG I watched it too lmao!! Alright alright alriiiiiiight. Make you suck my long dick!

Then you'd know I spared you the bitch.. Sigh.. I'm too nice to you.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Then you'd know I spared you the bitch.. Sigh.. I'm too nice to you.

Eh I stopped watching after make you suck my long dick but I have a feeling the bitch thing is in reference to the video. Otherwise the sentence doesn't make sense to me.

 

[Hepheastus420]

lol rainbows husband has a small dick hehe.. jkjk rainbow.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

lol rainbows husband has a small dick hehe.. jkjk rainbow.

It still gets to play in the best exclusive playground lol

 

[Hepheastus420]

It still gets to play in the best exclusive playground lol

Best? Nah too old.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Best? Nah too old.

LoL. Tighter than your gf's. I promise.