Ex-girlfriend rips mans scrotum off. OUCH.

Winter Woman

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http://news.yahoo.com/angry-ex-girlfriend-goes-ballistic-rips-off-man-192805232.html

Talk about a ball buster.


An Indiana man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports.


The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he was innocently sitting at his computer. Reber, who he had severed ties with a few days earlier, first struck him on the head and then grabbed his scrotum and began “squeezing as hard as she could.” Naturally, he told officers that he “was in incredible pain when [she] grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”


The police report indicates that the scrotum area was “completely torn loose from his body.” Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip.


As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries.


In an interview two days after the incident, the man told police that after his ex was done breaking his balls, his family jewels are so swollen that he is unable to work, and he isn’t sure if there will be permanent damage.


Reber was charged with two felonies: aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery.
 

lokie

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I must get my wife some flowers tomorrow. not just for Easter but for what ever dumb shit she may accuse me of in the future.
That must have hurt more than I could imagine.:o
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xKuroiTaimax

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All the times I've threatened to remove the balls of guys when I'm pissed... Doesn't seem so far-fetched now, does it!


But seriously, the poor guy must have been in unreal pain...
 

AltarNation

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Might be a little more complicated/difficult/dangerous due to all that's hooked up in boobies
http://fitsweb.uchc.edu/student/selectives/Luzietti/Breast_anatomy.htm

He should epilate her labia and spank her raw.. :3
Are you shittin me? The titties are a more vital organ than the gonads? Imagine having your ovaries torn right out of your body and contrast that against the boobies...? heh... I don't know the anatomy, you might be right. But still... let's not make light of all of this ball ripping.. ;)
 

xKuroiTaimax

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Oh yeah, the ovaries would have been a good match had they not been internal and so close to vital organs... If they were dangling between one's legs, that's be a viable rip/chop-candidate... Or attempt an ovary stabbing through the body...

But seriously, I tried to epilate down there once and... NEVER AGAIN. He could strap her to a chair and every time it grows back... *buzz buzz* Drawn-out revenge.

Ouchie.. the poor man. What could he possibly have done to warrant that sort of violence? Mutilation is a big deal... And he could have bled to death...
 

AltarNation

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That's what I'm saying, he must have either done some seriously bad things, or she is seriously fucked in the head. That could have killed him easily, if she actually tore it loose. LOTS of blood flow in that region, for christ sake.

I'd almost go so far as she should have been charged with attempted murder or something. I mean, if I injure someone bad enough that they could bleed out, doesn't that qualify? It's like if I ripped someone's fucking major artery open on purpose... that's just aggravated assault? LOL. I know some people who could use that treatment... hmmm...
 

xKuroiTaimax

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Bitches be crazy.

I think she must have been fucke in the head because that's not a knee-jerk reaction or something you do lashing out on a spur-of-the-moment thing. That's full-blown intent right there. What else could she be capable of 0_o
 

YaK

just some guy
"bitches be crazy" lol

1) I'm glad he broke up with her, and so is he.

2) so if she has one hand pulling at his sack, that leaves him two arms to her one. Why could he not pummel her face to knock her out, or at least gouge both of her eyes out?

3) because the guy didn't pummel her face and/or gouge her eyes out, he is a true gentleman.

D) I hope his balls heal up nicely, what a killer story for parties. "oh... you broke your arm? that must have hurt..... I once had my balls ripped off, no biggie"
 

AltarNation

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"bitches be crazy" lol

1) I'm glad he broke up with her, and so is he.

2) so if she has one hand pulling at his sack, that leaves him two arms to her one. Why could he not pummel her face to knock her out, or at least gouge both of her eyes out?

3) because the guy didn't pummel her face and/or gouge her eyes out, he is a true gentleman.

D) I hope his balls heal up nicely, what a killer story for parties. "oh... you broke your arm? that must have hurt..... I once had my balls ripped off, no biggie"
Well said!! #2 and #3, epic truth. I would have gouged, and probably ended up in jail when she twisted up the story.
 

YaK

just some guy
If the cops said that his scrotum was 'removed from his body'.... just imagining that and the white hot terror/rage that would go through me while that was happening. How could he not have snapped her neck? Something is missing from this story. That he was "innocently just sitting at his computer" seems off. Maybe she enticed him into one last kinky sex session, and had him tied to all four bedposts. THAT makes sense.

Bitches do be trippin' and twistin' up stories though. But... I think in court if you say "Your honor, she ripped my balls off, I was just trying to make her stop" : that should hold up in any court, except maybe with a woman judge presiding.
 

AltarNation

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If the cops said that his scrotum was 'removed from his body'.... just imagining that and the white hot terror/rage that would go through me while that was happening. How could he not have snapped her neck? Something is missing from this story. That he was "innocently just sitting at his computer" seems off. Maybe she enticed him into one last kinky sex session, and had him tied to all four bedposts. THAT makes sense.

Bitches do be trippin' and twistin' up stories though. But... I think in court if you say "Your honor, she ripped my balls off, I was just trying to make her stop" : that should hold up in any court, except maybe with a woman judge presiding.
Woah, you're right... except if he was tied up she'd have kept going and he'd be bled out and dead, right? Doesn't quite add up that way either... fishy story for sure

As for twistin' the tale, she'd just tell him that the eye gouging was being done first and the balls were the only thing she could think of that would make him stop... but he was a raging psycho with hands like a doberman... liars are not too humble to directly reverse the circumstance, generally.

But, yeah, a male judge would be a great aid to his plight at that point I think.
 
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