How often do you masturbate? Anonymous Poll.

How often do you masturbate?

  • More than once a day.

    Votes: 19 22.1%

  • Once a day.

    Votes: 36 41.9%

  • Once a week.

    Votes: 16 18.6%

  • Once a month.

    Votes: 4 4.7%

  • Almost never.

    Votes: 6 7.0%

  • Never.

    Votes: 5 5.8%
  • Total voters
    86
ganjames

ganjames

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i fapped... damn! i guess i should change my vote to once a week.

i suggest the one week waiting time, along with a healthy diet with lots of water. those were some massive spurts!
 
ChronicObsession

ChronicObsession

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ganjames said:
According to a poll done by Esquire:

More than once a day - 9%
Once a day - 26%
Once a week - 32%
Once a month - 10%
Almost never - 12%
Never - 10%


Go ahead and click an option, it's fully anonymous.
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I believe masturbation statistics should be held on a need to know basis only. Who cares? Beating the meat does not count as physical exercise. Jerking with Jergen's Moisturizer cannot bring forth a sputtering white fountain of sperm unless the sick individual doing it Fantasizes about something like, a big warm juicy ass, or some other thing that he doesn't really have in his life at the time. Haha, fucking babies living in adult bodies, having day dreams about hot chicks they will never fornicate with. I guess any avid masturbator should be interested in the easter bunny, magic, santa clause, and a moral government. All of those mentioned things are FAKE, just like the mental pictures the little weiner whackers smack their monkey to. I masturbate zero times. Kick the habit if you have any faith left in mankind. It's not healthy at ALL. it will damage your prostate. All those docs that push masturbation are just killing YOU, like Fluoride and amalgams had done before and still do today. LOL! humanity get's a lot of wisdom from the most powerful idiots in the world. Bravo :clap:
 
ganjames

ganjames

Well-Known Member
well we better fasten our chastity belts then...

lol chastity has both the ass sound, and the titty sound.
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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ChronicObsession said:
I believe masturbation statistics should be held on a need to know basis only. Who cares? Beating the meat does not count as physical exercise. Jerking with Jergen's Moisturizer cannot bring forth a sputtering white fountain of sperm unless the sick individual doing it Fantasizes about something like, a big warm juicy ass, or some other thing that he doesn't really have in his life at the time. Haha, fucking babies living in adult bodies, having day dreams about hot chicks they will never fornicate with. I guess any avid masturbator should be interested in the easter bunny, magic, santa clause, and a moral government. All of those mentioned things are FAKE, just like the mental pictures the little weiner whackers smack their monkey to. I masturbate zero times. Kick the habit if you have any faith left in mankind. It's not healthy at ALL. it will damage your prostate. All those docs that push masturbation are just killing YOU, like Fluoride and amalgams had done before and still do today. LOL! humanity get's a lot of wisdom from the most powerful idiots in the world. Bravo :clap:
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Wordz

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​I'm a once a day kind of guy. Unless I start finding goatse pics then 5 or more time a day.
 
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