How often do you masturbate? Anonymous Poll.

how do some of you fap more than once a day? damn go for a walk or some shit lol.

some of you must have gigantic forearms on your dominant arm.

xKuroiTaimax said:

Ok. I'm going to see if I can say never.

Sorry for the thread-jack.

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Oh well played! cn

My doctor recommended stroking it twice a week ( I was in a long distance relationship at the time), "he's like get out the magazine twice a week and......." I cut him off with "whoa whoa whoa doc, I got the interwebs, no need for a magazine" so he just agreed.

dbkick said:

My doctor recommended stroking it twice a week ( I was in a long distance relationship at the time), "he's like get out the magazine twice a week and......." I cut him off with "whoa whoa whoa doc, I got the interwebs, no need for a magazine" so he just agreed.

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Lol, "Magazines? What is this, 1990 doc? Should I drink some Pepsi Clear while I'm at it?"

Where's the "I'm doing it right now" button?

Rj41 said:

Where's the "I'm doing it right now" button?

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In your hand. cn

are you fappin?

LOL.

Lefty or righty? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW

Rj41 said:

Where's the "I'm doing it right now" button?

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Impossible.......You had to shift to put quotations.

^LIKE^ ahahaha.

we need to know, what kind of lotion do you use? do you prefer a specific brand? maybe something with a fragrance?

what is the strangest thing you have masturbated with?




edit: oops sorry stonerman, that like was for altarnation. there is a shift key right under the quotations.

Didn't think about that

Righty seemed natural at first because I'm right handed... but a couple years later I discovered ole' lefty...

was it love at first stroke?

I have one-hand typed quote marks. Comes from not having a good telephone. Hitting Shift Quote, or any capital, is like finger Twister. cn

Got to get off

There's nothing like a top wank once stoned and it's nearly bedtime. However when I am with a girlfriend, my wanking obviously goes down so these polls are a bit wank.

bloodlocust said:

There's nothing like a top wank once stoned and it's nearly bedtime. However when I am with a girlfriend, my wanking obviously goes down so these polls are a bit wank.

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Aye, but don't knock a good bottom wank. cn