How often do you masturbate? Anonymous Poll.

How often do you masturbate?

  • More than once a day.

    Votes: 19 22.1%

  • Once a day.

    Votes: 36 41.9%

  • Once a week.

    Votes: 16 18.6%

  • Once a month.

    Votes: 4 4.7%

  • Almost never.

    Votes: 6 7.0%

  • Never.

    Votes: 5 5.8%
  • Total voters
    86
ganjames

ganjames

Well-Known Member
how do some of you fap more than once a day? damn go for a walk or some shit lol.

some of you must have gigantic forearms on your dominant arm.
 
dbkick

dbkick

Well-Known Member
My doctor recommended stroking it twice a week ( I was in a long distance relationship at the time), "he's like get out the magazine twice a week and......." I cut him off with "whoa whoa whoa doc, I got the interwebs, no need for a magazine" so he just agreed.
 
neosapien

neosapien

Well-Known Member
dbkick said:
My doctor recommended stroking it twice a week ( I was in a long distance relationship at the time), "he's like get out the magazine twice a week and......." I cut him off with "whoa whoa whoa doc, I got the interwebs, no need for a magazine" so he just agreed.
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Lol, "Magazines? What is this, 1990 doc? Should I drink some Pepsi Clear while I'm at it?"
 
ganjames

ganjames

Well-Known Member
^LIKE^ ahahaha.

we need to know, what kind of lotion do you use? do you prefer a specific brand? maybe something with a fragrance?

what is the strangest thing you have masturbated with?




edit: oops sorry stonerman, that like was for altarnation. there is a shift key right under the quotations.
 
AltarNation

AltarNation

Well-Known Member
Righty seemed natural at first because I'm right handed... but a couple years later I discovered ole' lefty...
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I have one-hand typed quote marks. Comes from not having a good telephone. Hitting Shift Quote, or any capital, is like finger Twister. cn
 
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bloodlocust

Member
There's nothing like a top wank once stoned and it's nearly bedtime. However when I am with a girlfriend, my wanking obviously goes down so these polls are a bit wank.
 
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