What is the sluttiest thing you have ever done?

[BA142]

i had sex with a drunk lesbian that had pissed herself no more than an hour earlier

she took a shower before but it was still sticky down there from the piss. i had a solo cup full of tequila in my belly so i gave ZERO fucks

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

I agree my checkered past doesn't belong on the internet, so none of that. But as far as regrettable things or something I wish I hadn't done, I slept with a bride, on her wedding night, in her limo, while her husband was in the reception, with her maid of honor standing guard outside the car. So much bad Karma came from that. Deserved.

 

[GrnMn]

Tip for the inexperienced guys in here: Talking is EVERYTHING. If you can't talk it, it's not even fun playing.
Tip for the inexperienced girls in here: He likes it when you go down on him after sex. If he says he doesn't, he's either too embarrassed to admit it or he's never had it done lol.

um..... After sex, I'm ready for a nice snuggle and some sleep. However, if you mean after SHE'S finished, it's nice to get some head at the peak after a long period of work done well.... especially if she swallows.

 

[Carne Seca]

There are a hundred pics of me in stockings on this site already. Get YOUR fucking camera out.

You GO girl! ::three snaps::

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Uh kind of lol. Depends on what "dirty things" means to you...

 

[GrnMn]

You GO girl! ::three snaps::

Waiting on the link. I totally put out

 

[RawBudzski]

I need more tips.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

I agree my checkered past doesn't belong on the internet, so none of that. But as far as regrettable things or something I wish I hadn't done, I slept with a bride, on her wedding night, in her limo, while her husband was in the reception, with her maid of honor standing guard outside the car. So much bad Karma came from that. Deserved.

What tha heeeellll Johnny lmao

 

[neosapien]

You GO girl! ::three snaps::

Waiting on the link. I totally put out

Lol! I know you're referencing Kuroi but it totally looks like you're talking to Carne. Which makes it oh so deliciously funny!

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

What tha heeeellll Johnny lmao

I know, right? Nothing like ruining things for someone right from the start. Luckily we live and learn. I'd never do that now, no matter how juicy she was.

 

[Carne Seca]

Lol! I know you're referencing Kuroi but it totally looks like you're talking to Carne. Which makes it oh so deliciously funny!

Are you saying I'm not fuckable?

That really hurts dude.

 

[GrnMn]

Lol! I know you're referencing Kuroi but it totally looks like you're talking to Carne. Which makes it oh so deliciously funny!

mmmmmmaybe I was, mmmmmmaybe I wasn't..... I'll never tell.....

Shut up carn, don't kiss and tell! gah....

 

[neosapien]

Are you saying I'm not fuckable?

That really hurts dude.

Thats not what I'm saying at all bro!!!! I'd hit it.

 

[CR500ROOST]

I hate getting to drunk and then you can't bust.Happened on the super bowl.

 

[Carne Seca]

Thats not what I'm saying at all bro!!!! I'd hit it.

LOL. too funny.

 

[CR500ROOST]

Thats not what I'm saying at all bro!!!! I'd hit it.

With breakfast in bed in the morning?

 

[RainbowBrite86]

I was told that having sex while on extasy (sp?) makes every push in feel like the first one. But i've never tried it.

 

[neosapien]

With breakfast in bed in the morning?

My breakfast cooking skills are limited to a choice of scrambled eggs or eggs scrambled.

 

[GrnMn]

I was told that having sex while on extasy (sp?) makes every push in feel like the first one. But i've never tried it.

It's true...... and 7 hours later you wonder why you can't move after you finally orgasm...

 

[Carne Seca]

My breakfast cooking skills are limited to a choice of scrambled eggs or eggs scrambled.

I make a mean huevos rancheros.