My poopy 2012 country is still having an identity crisis. Too many people still living in that crappy Patiotic Zombie mindset about how Obama is awesome and congress is awesome and shit, but then there's that dark side of society, the side that says FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU until they cremate our remaining human "rights". Soon air will cost money. The price to flush toilets will rise 1000 percent, and people will resort to defecating into their used walmart shopping bags and dumping them at the city park garbage, or tossing them onto their neighbor's roof, or throwing them at cars from bridges.