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Ringsixty

Ringsixty

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Last time I was in China... I had to check out the rumor about the girls ... Yep! it was true !!!
There was a little sticker on the bottom of her ass (MADE IN CHINA)
 
potpimp

potpimp

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cannabineer said:
DSB ... I was gonna save this for your traditional Friday bacchanal, but this is as good a time as any. When i saw it I just knew it had DSB65 written all over it!! cn
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Did you know that armadillos are actually born dead on the side of the road? Yep, it's a fact.
 
ANC

ANC

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Sheep is my favourite meat, not bird so much, keep your chicken (whith the exception of chicken in sweet sauce on grill over open coals).
 
CR500ROOST

CR500ROOST

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cannabineer said:
It's eerie quiet in here, and that just kickstarts my Discretionary Tourette's. Ever be in a restaurant or party and everyone suddenly goes quiet except you, in the middle of relating some graphic bit o' biology? It's like that. Join my litle swah ray. cheers 'neer
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i just herd that song on jack fm
 
gopherbuddah

gopherbuddah

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One of my favorite things to do in a large setting of people is to look up at the ceiling as though I see something, or am trying to find something. It's amazing how many people will look up too and how long it takes someone to ask what your looking at. Then some laugh, some talk about you may be crazy, either way no more awkward silence.
 
Capt. Stickyfingers

Capt. Stickyfingers

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gopherbuddah said:
One of my favorite things to do in a large setting of people is to look up at the ceiling as though I see something, or am trying to find something. It's amazing how many people will look up too and how long it takes someone to ask what your looking at. Then some laugh, some talk about you may be crazy, either way no more awkward silence.
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My favorite thing to do in a group of people (doctor waiting room) is put my hands down the front of my pants and glare at everyone out of the corner of my eye and kick my leg up in the air every once in a while. All while grumbling incoherently with a random swear word coming through crystal clear. :)
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
SocataSmoker said:
Is that an ASK?
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It's a Grob 103, the "Acro". I learned in tin Schweizers. The first year of my (former) marriage, sweetie allowed me a vacation to Minden NV ... my first exposure to the West. I learned about fiberglass and REAL thermals. That was some fun! cn
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Capt. Stickyfingers said:
My favorite thing to do in a group of people (doctor waiting room) is put my hands down the front of my pants and glare at everyone out of the corner of my eye and kick my leg up in the air every once in a while. All while grumbling incoherently with a random swear word coming through crystal clear. :)
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A thing I still like to do is stand in an elevator with my back to the doors. It weirds the other people out. When I was younger, I'd play two other tricks.
One was to make like I was leaning on the doors, but with all my weight on my feet. The doors would open, but I would still be there, fake leaning.
The other was, just when my floor was arriving, look at my captives and declare in a grave tone:
"I apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice, but we have serious developments to discuss." Worked awesome in my dumpster-informal attire. Then I'd duck out and disappear.
cn
 
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