CR500ROOST
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they eat dog also.my friend said its like a party food they all drink and eat dog.i have allot of Asian friends lol.
Leaving for China in 1 week
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neosapien
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Yeah that would probably offend a certain set of individuals. People still think thats real. Before the fetuses it was black people for energy lol. http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/fetus.aspLook up Chinese fetus soup, I was going to post a pic but thought it might be much for some.
fssalaska
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A big thing over there, Don't get caught spray painting anything !
neosapien
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Yeah I suck at tagging anyway. But good look.
dank smoker420
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i went to china! beijing also it has real cool stuff to see deffinetly go to the great wall of china one day its awesome! its so huge! also the forbiden palace is pretty cool its kinda long tho. theres the summer palace i believe its in a park. the park is really nice i forget the name but its like the emperors park or something like that. its real nice there. if you wanna go down a main city street wanfujing is the street. my grandmother use to live on the street at a hotpot restaurant! maybe you will go there haha theres a little squar courtyard outside the window inside. but she lived there i believe in the 1930s and got kicked out when the communist took over due to her father being a dentist and had "power" to overtake the city back. but i hope you enjoy your visit there i plan on going back to china some day maybe even soon.
and dont protest haha i saw someone try and protest and they got taken away by security before they could even get 30 people to see them haha
and dont protest haha i saw someone try and protest and they got taken away by security before they could even get 30 people to see them haha
neosapien
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Awesome! Yeah we're flying in and out of Beijing and going to stay acouple days each time. Definitely going to see the great wall. Tiananmen square the whole bit. Our hotel is right near wanfujing. Looking forward to some Peking Duck.
potpimp
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If broccoli screamed at me, I'd beat the fuck out of it til it stopped screaming. Then I'd go get my shovel, dig them up and slowly put each one into the fire, listening for the little screams. Then I'd cover them with cheese sauce and eat them.
neosapien
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Yeah thats how I view it as well. Yeah, I feel lucky. I have my own little tour guide/translator in my wife too so thats one leg up already. Plus I get to fuck her at the end of the tour!
neosapien
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Yes Broccoli and cheese sauce. That is in my future. And potatoes.
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fatboyOGOF
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the trip sounds like big fun. personally i wouldn't wing it over there. i'm thinking that it could get pretty frustrating, especially if you don't know the language. then again, there is something to be said about closing your eyes and jumping in!
Kingrow1
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I lived in Hong Kong for 10 years or longer and golden rule there and china is learn to count to ten and swear, thats all the language you need learn as english is their second language. With this info you can now buy anything you want there and get around as well as tell a chinaman to fuckoff!lol!
I spoke mandarin but i think it will be a different dialect where you are, that said thats all i ever needed to learn there, most speak ok english and its funny to hear them speak that way too!lol!
Also take no crap of no one, most chinese are only 4feet tall so pretty much can see where your going easy and kick the shit out of any of them little midgets!lol!
All non chinese tend to stick together so there will generally be british or american comunities nearby for people to talk to.
Drugs are bad but hey like here still everyone dose it just keep it lowkey but there will be just as many potheads out there as here and they probably got some dam fine chinese dank out there, apparently when the chineses smoke it there eyes go normal so idk, probably good shit.
I loved the people and culture but totally money driven and really fucking religious to an annoying level, like at 6 in the morning when your trying to sleep some monk is fung choi'ing outside your window and your like du-lei-lo mo chow-hi and hes like im gona kicka youra whitea assa and doing some crazy big trouble in little china kung fu shit!
Chinese seem openly racist in a good way, they dont really seem bothered calling you a gwailo white ghost the same way as they dont mind you calling them a slant pied rising sun, its just more an insult rather than rascism or so i found it.
Besides that expect great big insects and crazy rashes and boils from time to time, takes our bodies a while to adjust to all that tropical mumbojumbo, after a few illnesses and bites you will not really get ill past the norm, always check beds and floors for centipededs and coackroaches and make it part of your routine plus look up for snakes on trees in in a countryside area, always like to drop in for a friendly bite.
Good luck dude and if some little chinese man starts patting your head dont kneee him in the face as its meant to be good luck for them rascist mofos!lol! Peace
I spoke mandarin but i think it will be a different dialect where you are, that said thats all i ever needed to learn there, most speak ok english and its funny to hear them speak that way too!lol!
Also take no crap of no one, most chinese are only 4feet tall so pretty much can see where your going easy and kick the shit out of any of them little midgets!lol!
All non chinese tend to stick together so there will generally be british or american comunities nearby for people to talk to.
Drugs are bad but hey like here still everyone dose it just keep it lowkey but there will be just as many potheads out there as here and they probably got some dam fine chinese dank out there, apparently when the chineses smoke it there eyes go normal so idk, probably good shit.
I loved the people and culture but totally money driven and really fucking religious to an annoying level, like at 6 in the morning when your trying to sleep some monk is fung choi'ing outside your window and your like du-lei-lo mo chow-hi and hes like im gona kicka youra whitea assa and doing some crazy big trouble in little china kung fu shit!
Chinese seem openly racist in a good way, they dont really seem bothered calling you a gwailo white ghost the same way as they dont mind you calling them a slant pied rising sun, its just more an insult rather than rascism or so i found it.
Besides that expect great big insects and crazy rashes and boils from time to time, takes our bodies a while to adjust to all that tropical mumbojumbo, after a few illnesses and bites you will not really get ill past the norm, always check beds and floors for centipededs and coackroaches and make it part of your routine plus look up for snakes on trees in in a countryside area, always like to drop in for a friendly bite.
Good luck dude and if some little chinese man starts patting your head dont kneee him in the face as its meant to be good luck for them rascist mofos!lol! Peace
neosapien
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Yeah winging it as far as what we want to see exactly. We have a house her parents left her when they died and cash for hotels when we're on the road. My wife also speaks English, Mandarin, Cantonese and Guizhou dialect. So language won't be a problem. As long as I don't lose my wife.the trip sounds like big fun. personally i wouldn't wing it over there. i'm thinking that it could get pretty frustrating, especially if you don't know the language. then again, there is something to be said about closing your eyes and jumping in!
cannabineer
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Best laugh I've had all evening ... thanks cn
cannabineer
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Oh dear, not laughing at you. The whole tenor of your post was easygoing. It was a great visual. cn
neosapien
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Haha thanks for all the advice. I lol'd
beardo
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Please let me know the status of livers and how much for a good new one-
When your pee pee looks like pepsi you've got hep c