Lace and Frills <3

[Carne Seca]

so all you have to do when you're gay is make a joke about being gay and then random gay guys appear?

i'm about to start telling straight jokes in public.

Durango is very umm... gay friendly. It's a hippie haven.

 

[april]

My nephew caught the moment on camera. He saw the guy circling me and knew something was going to happen. Asshole.

He was actually pretty damn good looking.

Can't blame the creeper for circling such fine meat as urself carne, i think i would have gone in for a nibble, oh ya i'm a risk taker ;

I suddenly have an urge to flick ur nipples lmfao OMG ur sexy muffin !!!

 

[Carne Seca]

Can't blame the creeper for circling such fine meat as urself carne, i think i would have gone in for a nibble, oh ya i'm a risk taker ;

I suddenly have an urge to flick ur nipples lmfao OMG ur sexy muffin !!!

If I were straight, crypt would have something to worry about. As it is now? YOU have something to worry about. (totally kidding)

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Tell em "You couldn't afford it honey!"
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Sorry guys. Busy.

 

[april]

If I were straight, crypt would have something to worry about. As it is now? YOU have something to worry about. (totally kidding)

Does pussy disgust u ? lmfao gotta ask have u even ever wanted to taste one?

I'm gonna ass rape a panda bear!!! Bamboo 4 U ( totally not kidding)

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

If I were straight, crypt would have something to worry about. As it is now? YOU have something to worry about. (totally kidding)

If you were straight girls would run in fear that you were gay, and the inevitable heartbreak.

 

[Carne Seca]

Does pussy disgust u ? lmfao gotta ask have u even ever wanted to taste one?

I'm gonna ass rape a panda bear!!! Bamboo 4 U ( totally not kidding)

Disgust? No. Scare? Yes. I call them killer clams. My sister always smacks me upside the head when I say it.

If you were straight girls would run in fear that you were gay, and the inevitable heartbreak.

If I were straight (knowing what I do) I would say I was gay. Women seem to be very hands on when you tell them you're gay. I have been molested by more women than men in my lifetime.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I have been molested by more women than men in my lifetime.

I already felt that a certainty. Thanks for the confirmation man.

 

[Carne Seca]

I already felt that a certainty. Thanks for the confirmation man.

Sometime I'll tell ya'll about the mistletoe incident. It involves a very drunk woman and me almost choking to death on her tongue that was halfway down my throat. There was vomit too.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Sometime I'll tell ya'll about the mistletoe incident. It involves a very drunk woman and me almost choking to death on her tongue that was halfway down my throat. There was vomit too.

Was she at least a pretty drunk?

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

If I were straight (knowing what I do) I would say I was gay. Women seem to be very hands on when you tell them you're gay. I have been molested by more women than men in my lifetime.

I think they got all touchy feely because you're 'safe' so they can cuddle and play with you all they like without 1) you getting too pissed off hopefully or 2) raping them. Every straight woman wants a gay best friend, like the husband they wish they had who will shop with them and treat them right... Just not sleep with them.

I find gay guys a turn on, with my masochistic self. Well, I don't think anyone is 100% gay or straight. I had this MTF transexual friend who had to ask 'can someone please remind me that I'm meant to be gay?!!' between mouthfuls of my skin.

I like lesbians, but I sure as hell don't understand them.

And then you might find the type you have romantic feelings for are different to the type you are sexually attracted to.

Mmnn... Emo boys making out. *quivers with delight* I can't tell you how much gay manga and fanfiction I read...

Oh well, the Internet is for confessions lol

Everyone like the panties, then? <3

 

[Carne Seca]

Was she at least a pretty drunk?

Yes, which is why I didn't expect her to assault me with her taste buds.

I find gay guys a turn on, with my masochistic self. Well, I don't think anyone is 100% gay or straight. I had this MTF transexual friend who had to ask 'can someone please remind me that I'm meant to be gay?!!' between mouthfuls of my skin.

Mmnn... Emo boys making out. *quivers with delight* I can't tell you how much gay manga and fanfiction I read...

Oh well, the Internet is for confessions lol

Everyone like the panties, then? <3

Were you in New Mexico about 6 years ago and attended a Christmas party at the Marriott, by chance? Sorry for ruining your dress.

I enjoyed the panties myself. So I'm sure the straight guys are fapping as we speak.

 

[wyteberrywidow]

Love the panties

 

[ganjames]

*fap* *fap* *fap* - no i'm not... *fap*

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I'm sure they arent 'fapping' to this page tho.

 

[Carne Seca]

I'm sure they arent 'fapping' to this page tho.

Ya never know. Straight guys are twisted like that.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

*giggle*

You guys...

Thankies Carne :3 Straight people are a weird bunch, eh?

Ah... There's nothing to fap to on this page. Someone post something sexy!

 

[Carne Seca]

*giggle*

You guys...

Thankies Carne :3 Straight people are a weird bunch, eh?


Ah... There's nothing to fap to on this page. Someone post something sexy!

Don't say I never gave you anything.

Yeah, straight people are a little freaky.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Aww kuroi no this is ur thread dear, get all the attention u need sweety PLus my taste in lace and frills is a tad more "lace and frills" and less teen girl panties

Have fun

No no we insist.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

No no we insist.

You insist upon something that will never happen. So you are ultimately insisting on let down.