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cranker

cranker

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april said:
Sorry i don't think that's true, from the information i've read only a small percentage of women can squirt, all can cum but not all can squirt, i dunno
a mix of water and pee all over seems nasty, but again men like it nasty lol
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Nah that shit freaks me out. Like hardcore.
 
Marlboro47

Marlboro47

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Enough of my 2cents, women are crazy anyways.
High confidence, logic, common sense, communication skills, and morals similar to a Christians is all you need to have a stable relationship and/or have a guy fall in love you with.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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napa23 said:
What was your favorite design? Would you be wierded out by a guy that had some sort of design?
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My favorite is a really small tapered landing strip thingie. Almost like a little crown shape. I'd e weirder out if a guy had a super defined specific kind of pattern. I think he should just trim to the contours of his body. Narrow the snail trail and let a little follow up in the dip between his hip bones. I think it just accentuates everything nicely, is tidy but isn't too 'hey darlin, I found this pattern on the internet' Like he literally masking taped a stencil to himself. No pressure.


Urca, we haven't seen your legs! I think you have a stunningly cute face, beautiful hair and you have boobs I'd kill for. That's the top half sorted, which you're already happy to show. Usually even with larger people, their legs are skinnier... If you take of more clothes it can only get better! I'm sure your big reveal won't disappoint him when the day comes.

This one guy's pet peeve was my insecurity. He always insisted I show him everything. I suppose that must mean he thought I looked nice enough to demand I show him but he could have um... Not gotten angry with me so damn quick....
 
Urca

Urca

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xKuroiTaimax said:
My favorite is a really small tapered landing strip thingie. Almost like a little crown shape. I'd e weirder out if a guy had a super defined specific kind of pattern. I think he should just trim to the contours of his body. Narrow the snail trail and let a little follow up in the dip between his hip bones. I think it just accentuates everything nicely, is tidy but isn't too 'hey darlin, I found this pattern on the internet' Like he literally masking taped a stencil to himself. No pressure.


Urca, we haven't seen your legs! I think you have a stunningly cute face, beautiful hair and you have boobs I'd kill for. That's the top half sorted, which you're already happy to show. Usually even with larger people, their legs are skinnier... If you take of more clothes it can only get better! I'm sure your big reveal won't disappoint him when the day comes.

This one guy's pet peeve was my insecurity. He always insisted I show him everything. I suppose that must mean he thought I looked nice enough to demand I show him but he could have um... Not gotten angry with me so damn quick....
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lol ive never shown my bare legs on here? my legs are actually small compared to my body. same goes with my arms. im built just like my daddy. Strong, not overly fat legs with strong claves, arms that have flab but not excessively like humongous, flat ass, big tummy, and i got big boobs... he has big man boobs sadly. Then again he's like 380 pounds, and 6'3... has legs like an athlete, like an orange on two chopsticks.

Im like an orange resting on two corn cob holders... i got big thighs and the like, but for as much as i weigh, they should be alot bigger.
 
cranker

cranker

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april said:
Then why does Dr Drew always say it can be a mix of both, depending on the women ? lol
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IDK, maybe he just assumed? I'm guessing that those porno style squirts are a combination but that the urine is forced. I wouldn't count that.
 
napa23

napa23

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xKuroiTaimax said:
My favorite is a really small tapered landing strip thingie. Almost like a little crown shape. I'd e weirder out if a guy had a super defined specific kind of pattern. I think he should just trim to the contours of his body. Narrow the snail trail and let a little follow up in the dip between his hip bones. I think it just accentuates everything nicely, is tidy but isn't too 'hey darlin, I found this pattern on the internet' Like he literally masking taped a stencil to himself. No pressure.


Urca, we haven't seen your legs! I think you have a stunningly cute face, beautiful hair and you have boobs I'd kill for. That's the top half sorted, which you're already happy to show. Usually even with larger people, their legs are skinnier... If you take of more clothes it can only get better! I'm sure your big reveal won't disappoint him when the day comes.

This one guy's pet peeve was my insecurity. He always insisted I show him everything. I suppose that must mean he thought I looked nice enough to demand I show him but he could have um... Not gotten angry with me so damn quick....
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Insecurity is a good and bad thing. You stay down to earth and don't think you're the shit, but it can get bad if you can't trust your partner. I never rush girls, it's not nice. They don't have to show the goods so you should let them take their time. I'm quite shy, actually.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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napa23 said:
Insecurity is a good and bad thing. You stay down to earth and don't think you're the shit, but it can get bad if you can't trust your partner. I never rush girls, it's not nice. They don't have to show the goods so you should let them take their time. I'm quite shy, actually.
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You are lovely. Feeling wanted makes me much more confident. Even if I still don't like part of myself I would give up more of myself to someone I care for and wants me to make them happy.

Why am I surprised, you're always a sweetheart x
 
Louis541

Louis541

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Attention grabbing title. Check

Insecure little girls: Check

Horny desperate boys: Check

I thought this was a site for grownups.
 
dangledo

dangledo

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Why do you leave your panties sunny side up? I dont wipe my ass with my boxers and lay them on top the hamper. I put the toilet seat down, do the same with your panty scabs.:spew:
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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I've spent the night with some women who do that 0_o I roll them up neatly and put them in a laundry basket with a lid. Sometimes spray with pre treatment before putting them in. Thankyou for putting the seat down, falling in is scary 0______o
 
CR500ROOST

CR500ROOST

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april said:
Anyone with razor burn please try a magic cream called "Bikini Zone" takes away razor burn or prevents it, if u have issues with ingrown hairs it's because u need to exfoliate ur skin the day b4 u shave, remove all dead/stuck skin cells, also make sure u shower/bath in very warm water, let ur pores open up, then shave with a new good quality razor, try using conditioner over shaving cream, moisturizes and softens and provides the perfect glide needed for a close baby smooth shave.
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you are a professional shaver =)
 
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