Let's Invade Venezuela
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MJstudent
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theyres no way you guys would attack canada, youd have nobody to pretend to be when you leave america
UncleBuck
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typical undereducated canuck. these frenchies should be a breeze to decimate and make bow in submission to our authority over them.
undertheice
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not gonna happen. the stick shoved securely up their collective ass makes it impossible for them to perform such a maneuver and i'm certainly not going to be the one that pulls it out.
MJstudent
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haha thaat was funny ive never heard of the one about the UNDEReducated canadian, an UNeducated american on the other haand thats been over done, so i give you props. cmon lets see you live for 1 month where you dont get 30% of your oil 30 % of your petrolium no wood and no beef have fun dying. and you guys gotta face the fact that your not a supercountry anymore when your owe 14.6 TRILLION DOLLARS but if you ask nice us canadians may let you join us ... welll... probly not.
PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1
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and we don't you sound liks a scared little Pussy.
DrFever
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The war was fought from 1812 to 1815, although a peace treaty was signed in 1814. By the end of the war, 1,600 British and 2,260 American soldiers had died. Great Britain had been at war with France since 1793 and in order to impede neutral trade with France in response to the Continental Blockade, Britain imposed a series of trade restrictions that the U.S. contested as illegal under international law.The Americans declared war on Britain on June 18, 1812 for a combination of reasons including outrage at the impressment (conscription) of American sailors into the British navy, frustration at British restraints on neutral trade, and anger at alleged British military support for American Indians defending their tribal lands from encroaching American settlers.
On June 18, America declared war on Britain. The war had many causes, but at the center of the conflict was the United Kingdom’s ongoing war with Napoleon’s France.
The War of 1812 was seen by the people in British North America, and later Canada, as a victory as they successfully defended their borders from an American takeover. The outcome gave Empire-oriented Canadians confidence and, together with the postwar "militia myth" that the civilian militia had been primarily responsible rather than the British regulars, was used to stimulate a new sense of Canadian nationalism
A long-term implication of the militia myth that remained popular in the Canadian public at least until World War I was that Canada did not need a regular professional army.
The US Army had done poorly, on the whole, in several attempts to invade Canada, and the Canadians had shown that they would fight bravely to defend their country. But the British did not doubt that the thinly populated territory would be vulnerable in a third war. "We cannot keep Canada if the Americans declare war against us again" Admiral Sir David Milne wrote to a correspondent in 1817.
The Battle of York demonstrated the vulnerability of Upper and Lower Canada. In the 1820s, work began on La Citadelle at Quebec City as a defence against the United States. The fort remains an operational base of the Canadian Forces. Additionally, work began on the Halifax citadel to defend the port against American attacks. This fort remained in operation through World War II.
In the 1830s, the Rideau Canal was built to provide a secure waterway from Montreal to Lake Ontario avoiding the narrows of the St. Lawrence River where ships could be vulnerable to American cannon-fire. The British also built Fort Henry at Kingston to defend the canal and remained operational until 1891.
The war is scarcely remembered in Britain because it was overshadowed by the far larger conflict against Napoleon Bonaparte. Britain's goals of impressing seamen and blocking trade with France had been achieved and were no longer needed.
In the early years of the nineteenth century, the Royal Navy was the dominant nautical power in the world. It used its overwhelming strength to cripple American maritime trade and launch raids on the American coast. However, the Royal Navy was acutely conscious that the United States Navy had won most of the single-ship duels during the war. The causes of the losses were many, but among those were the heavier broadside of the American 44-gun frigates, and the fact that the large American crews were hand-picked from among 55,000 (rounded) unemployed merchant seamen in American harbors. The United States Navy had 14 frigates and smaller ships to crew at the start of the war, while the United Kingdom maintained 85 ships in North American waters alone. The crews of the British fleet, which numbered some 140,000 men, were rounded out with impressed ordinary seamen and landsmen.] In an order to his ships, Admiral Warren ordered that less attention be paid to spit and polish and more to gunnery practice.] It is notable that the well-trained gunnery of HMS Shannon allowed her victory over the untrained crew of the USS Chesapeake
On June 18, America declared war on Britain. The war had many causes, but at the center of the conflict was the United Kingdom’s ongoing war with Napoleon’s France.
The War of 1812 was seen by the people in British North America, and later Canada, as a victory as they successfully defended their borders from an American takeover. The outcome gave Empire-oriented Canadians confidence and, together with the postwar "militia myth" that the civilian militia had been primarily responsible rather than the British regulars, was used to stimulate a new sense of Canadian nationalism
A long-term implication of the militia myth that remained popular in the Canadian public at least until World War I was that Canada did not need a regular professional army.
The US Army had done poorly, on the whole, in several attempts to invade Canada, and the Canadians had shown that they would fight bravely to defend their country. But the British did not doubt that the thinly populated territory would be vulnerable in a third war. "We cannot keep Canada if the Americans declare war against us again" Admiral Sir David Milne wrote to a correspondent in 1817.
The Battle of York demonstrated the vulnerability of Upper and Lower Canada. In the 1820s, work began on La Citadelle at Quebec City as a defence against the United States. The fort remains an operational base of the Canadian Forces. Additionally, work began on the Halifax citadel to defend the port against American attacks. This fort remained in operation through World War II.
In the 1830s, the Rideau Canal was built to provide a secure waterway from Montreal to Lake Ontario avoiding the narrows of the St. Lawrence River where ships could be vulnerable to American cannon-fire. The British also built Fort Henry at Kingston to defend the canal and remained operational until 1891.
The war is scarcely remembered in Britain because it was overshadowed by the far larger conflict against Napoleon Bonaparte. Britain's goals of impressing seamen and blocking trade with France had been achieved and were no longer needed.
In the early years of the nineteenth century, the Royal Navy was the dominant nautical power in the world. It used its overwhelming strength to cripple American maritime trade and launch raids on the American coast. However, the Royal Navy was acutely conscious that the United States Navy had won most of the single-ship duels during the war. The causes of the losses were many, but among those were the heavier broadside of the American 44-gun frigates, and the fact that the large American crews were hand-picked from among 55,000 (rounded) unemployed merchant seamen in American harbors. The United States Navy had 14 frigates and smaller ships to crew at the start of the war, while the United Kingdom maintained 85 ships in North American waters alone. The crews of the British fleet, which numbered some 140,000 men, were rounded out with impressed ordinary seamen and landsmen.] In an order to his ships, Admiral Warren ordered that less attention be paid to spit and polish and more to gunnery practice.] It is notable that the well-trained gunnery of HMS Shannon allowed her victory over the untrained crew of the USS Chesapeake
undertheice
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we'll be sure to let you do it again, but only if you promise to wait until bambam is there.
PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1
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Let's see we are talking a couple hunded year's ago,,,I know you conservative Republican's or what ever you label yourselve's now would love to go back in time but the fact is,,,The US has the most powerful techonology to wipe anyone's ass of the map at anytime,,,So I really have no fear of canada lol,,,Plus don't you have something of a civil war between the english and french there? Kinnda like north and south here,,,But that was a long time ago,,,Guess who won.
PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1
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Who are you to make desision's,,,lol,,,"The Tea-Party",,,LOL...and again i say you have no right to represent Janice,,,she would roll over in her grave knowing you are a fan with you Idiotolgy views!
MJstudent
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you wouldnt have the fuel to run your equipment when 30% of it comes from canada
and no man no war in canada, where do you get these facts, just making them up as yuo go? way to keep to your american ways.!
and YOU ARENT A SUPER POWER WHEN YOUR 14.6 TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT i dont get how you think your a superpower to reckon with when you have no money. face the facts and realize your not a superhero.
PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1
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Oh,,, Ok Canada,,,Supplie's the US... Without Canada we'd be done...Gottcha. I Don't know of anything made in canada?,,,Except cheap pine tree's!,,,Guess we need to shut don free trade so you stop stealing all our "Hardwood's",,,But we have "Real bacon",,,and If the US economy really fuck's up ...Just remeber it's a domino effect....This is just a Problem in the political arena,,,A big pissing match,,,It will be resolved,,,really with no help from you passafist sissy's...
MJstudent
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heres a link for ya, ftp://ftp.eia.doe.gov/pub/oil_gas/p...ons/company_level_imports/current/import.html its the list countries top 15 countries that supply crude oil and petrolium to america check it out, canada is top of the list by far on both so shut up and do some research before blabbing your fat american mouth. and thats the tip of the ice berg if you read anyhting youll learn about the usa canada trade realtion, for the last 2 centuries weve been trading everything with eachother and without the other country neither would make it very long.
jeff f
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it really chaps my ass that a canadian can come on here and kick our ass in an argument. and he is right.
but let me tell you something you little northern flea flicker. once the people of this country stand up and realize what the libtards have been doing, we are once again be a great, the greatest country agai n. and i would say the awakening has begun. and i get the sincere feeling that the next election is going to be worse from the people i talk to. people arent giving up, the are reloading, with more fury than ever. we are here, we are not queer, and we are taking our country back.
we arent gonna let you supply us 30 percen t of our oil, we are gonna compete with your forrestry industry, and we are gonna remember how you treated us when we were down, you snotty little completely correct canuck!
and, we are gonna kick the shit out of your hockey t€€eam
MJstudent
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funniest thing ive read all day
i cant even think of what to say next i just read it then laugh then i have to read it again to remeber what it says then i laugh..
newworldicon
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So now you have reduced yourself to comparing bacon and hardwoods..
If America does not need anyone because they are so wonderful and independant how come they are in so many countries around the world killing everyone and overthrowing governments for their mineral wealth, things that you need to retain your position in the next century?
It's pretty clear your governments actions over the last 50 years have been solely for the purpose of empowering you because you have little of your own resources.
In fact I think it is fair to say that without the rest of the world propping you guys up you would be nowhere be it buying your government bonds, your imports which far exceed your exports, oil and gas etc.
And when that domino effect hits as you put it, it will only put your Americans further down the ladder, I want to see how you come out of your "largest debt in the history of the world" quickly and unscathed to retain your position at the top of the ladder.
This is blinded by "American patriotism" at it's finest.
jeff f
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funniest thing ive read all day
that was pretty funny huh?
