The UK Growers Thread!
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dura72
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I saw Nan on her mobility scooter with her faithful old dog tied to the handle, panting furiously and having a rest.
"What's up Nan, is the old boy struggling to keep up nowadays?" I laughed.
"Fuck no, it's just that Benji needs a breather every now and again!" she said,
"Ever since some cunt stole my battery."
"What's up Nan, is the old boy struggling to keep up nowadays?" I laughed.
"Fuck no, it's just that Benji needs a breather every now and again!" she said,
"Ever since some cunt stole my battery."
Saerimmner
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Not yet, not seen anyone that lives there go in or out but it turns out they only smashed the outer front door open( house divided into 2 flats up n down) and not the front door to that particular flat, apparently they were trying to get whoever was inside to come out and when they didnt they screeched off so im guessing they didnt have a warrant( so how were they allowed to use the big red key on the outer door?).....all in all 7 houses got raided in my town for various things that night
Gavstar76
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Just pruned up my bush's and now they look naked. my hands and fore arms smell so much like cheese right now i want to roll them up and smoke them lmao. Just thought i would add few pics of them pruned knowing some people will tell me i am a fool and others will tell me well done but it had to be done they wanted to start growing out the door everytime i opened it lol. removed most large fan leaves and some at top that blocked light to parts with buds on. left tops quite bushy still to try make sure they took in plenty of light. Fingers crossed eh. Oh and i have the streets playing constant after looking up some info on music helping plants grow, i am no expert but the days i dont play the streets my plants look ok and the days i do play they grow like mad. pop is the best,classic then no music with hip-hop and rap being worse for your plants so i heard. I put a good mix of things like stay positive, blinded by the light, dry your eyes mate and others with similar beats and like i said i would recomend giving it a try and dont need to be load (dont be drawing that attention eh) 
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tip top toker
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Nowt to do with pushing the feed 
Today i fed her not even half the recommended. Basically i need to be way more on top of my setup, but fuck if i've the time or effort. My DWC setup really ent ideal but i do what i can would kill to be able to use an external res or something like autopots, alas only space for the totes and no tank unless i want to make things really inconvenient for myself The benefit of telling people you grow is you don't have to be stealth in any way, i've a subwoofer that has a footprint of around 50cmx50cm next to me bed so been tempted to move that somewhere else and shove a big ass reservoir and control tank in it's place.
Keep being tempted back to coco for that near silent cab operation. Airpumps and airstones can make a fucking hell of a racket. the type of stone ya buy makes a world of a difference, but the price reflects it. As i said, it was described to me by the flatmate as an angry swarm of bees. Now i know it ent that loud so many he's just rather intuituve and looking for me to say something accidentally. The airstone and airline on the table might have been a givaway.
I have pasta with goats cheese, feta, red onion, tomato basil pesto and chorizo for dinner
Today i fed her not even half the recommended. Basically i need to be way more on top of my setup, but fuck if i've the time or effort. My DWC setup really ent ideal but i do what i can would kill to be able to use an external res or something like autopots, alas only space for the totes and no tank unless i want to make things really inconvenient for myself The benefit of telling people you grow is you don't have to be stealth in any way, i've a subwoofer that has a footprint of around 50cmx50cm next to me bed so been tempted to move that somewhere else and shove a big ass reservoir and control tank in it's place.Keep being tempted back to coco for that near silent cab operation. Airpumps and airstones can make a fucking hell of a racket. the type of stone ya buy makes a world of a difference, but the price reflects it. As i said, it was described to me by the flatmate as an angry swarm of bees. Now i know it ent that loud so many he's just rather intuituve and looking for me to say something accidentally. The airstone and airline on the table might have been a givaway.
I have pasta with goats cheese, feta, red onion, tomato basil pesto and chorizo for dinner
Don Gin and Ton
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sounds like you've been rumbled tip top. tell him your beekeeping in the cupboard that should keep him out 
tip top toker
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I have to say i reckon he knows exactly what the crack is, he's a pretty fookin smart lad. Hell though, spread the word, don't hide, promote the growing of cannabis in the homestead for personal consumption! Fuck the system! I don't consent to it, i cannot recognise the queen as the ruling monarch, illegally obtained the throne and the queen has completely violated her oath, boardering on commiting treason. Protect our sovereignty my arse, she signed away to the EU and they now control our country, sorry queeny but i refuse to recognise you as the valid monarch, so you and your government are void and their statutes invalid
If i kill a man, do i own his house and property as a result? No. So why do we sit back and let the royals do it. They committed murder to obtain the throne of this country, i'll not obey them, they are tyrants. The world doesn't' work like that, unless you're filthy rich in which case you can certainly try and persuade yourself this is how it works. If the monarchy is valid, then i'm going out and shooting up the staff at the bank and making that mine
If i kill a man, do i own his house and property as a result? No. So why do we sit back and let the royals do it. They committed murder to obtain the throne of this country, i'll not obey them, they are tyrants. The world doesn't' work like that, unless you're filthy rich in which case you can certainly try and persuade yourself this is how it works. If the monarchy is valid, then i'm going out and shooting up the staff at the bank and making that mine
Don Gin and Ton
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man if he's smoked the first day in the flat, your laughing. worst case scenario he'll be in your stash. best case scenario you can shift a little to him. beer tokens agogo
sirbudalot
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From the pictures that aren't too blurry to make out they look like males or too early to tell properly, leave it a bit and then you'll know mate
tip top toker
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Indeed, also sniffed out a big bag of trim i'd completely forgotten about within a few minutes of being here. He blatantly knows and he seems cool, i really don't feel too worried. Although the number of people who know is creeping up to double figures I've only one friend who smokes, but he's too stupid to look after his money so can never afford any, despite inheriting a house so as such no rent etc. Could really do with someone to take 330 off my hands a week, just got the latest leccy bill and is pretty much £30 a month for everything in my flat which i ent too miffed by, there's nearly 1000w of hifi in my bedroom as it is let alone the rest of the stuff i have here.
Man, i can't beleive it though, in 1.5 months, my gas bill was £30, i normally have 2-3 baths a day, always leave the hot tap running drain, top baclk up repeat etc, often turn the oven on for a few hours without actually cooking anything, fucking pleased
I've only one friend who smokes, but he's too stupid to look after his money so can never afford any, despite inheriting a house so as such no rent etc. Could really do with someone to take 330 off my hands a week, just got the latest leccy bill and is pretty much £30 a month for everything in my flat which i ent too miffed by, there's nearly 1000w of hifi in my bedroom as it is let alone the rest of the stuff i have here.Man, i can't beleive it though, in 1.5 months, my gas bill was £30, i normally have 2-3 baths a day, always leave the hot tap running drain, top baclk up repeat etc, often turn the oven on for a few hours without actually cooking anything, fucking pleased
sambo020482
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day 36 of 12/12 gonna let her 70days and last 3wks she will have a 1.2mtr tent and 600 maybe 1200 watt of hps to herself.
day 36 of 12/12 gonna let her 70days and last 3wks she will have a 1.2mtr tent and 600 maybe 1200 watt of hps to herself.
bamslayer
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fukin yaldy lookin amazin sambo man,they are som ewhite as fuck buds!!!
is that the psycho?
sambo020482
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no m8 thats the slh (fingerz pheno)
the pyscho n livers ive fucked up abit dont get me wrong will still be amazing smoke but ive hurt my yield with my silly mistakes
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thats pyscho day 36
sambo020482
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caved in n fucked the missus the other day so been staying round there the last few days, but did go out n get a fridge n blinds for the windows n a load of other shit to make it more liveable.
did the romping goddess turn up yet? n hows the little man?
bamslayer
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chorizo luvin muthafucka,u like pancetta? dude try shredded beetroot pancetta salad with chilli flakes and gsrlic cookd thru pancetta cubes,ultimateNowt to do with pushing the feed
Keep being tempted back to coco for that near silent cab operation. Airpumps and airstones can make a fucking hell of a racket. the type of stone ya buy makes a world of a difference, but the price reflects it. As i said, it was described to me by the flatmate as an angry swarm of bees. Now i know it ent that loud so many he's just rather intuituve and looking for me to say something accidentally. The airstone and airline on the table might have been a givaway.
I have pasta with goats cheese, feta, red onion, tomato basil pesto and chorizo for dinner
sambo020482
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fucking hell bam you dont wana get ttt started on good food talk your never shut him up lol
are you a chef ttt?
are you a chef ttt?
bamslayer
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haha yaasss i never last long ether lol,nice1 itl b a shagpad soon!
romping is fucking around in the post system or in the hands of sum fukin pig fuk lol..or its still to reach me...apparently its 60 fukin days for a resend which im sure was 21days when i was reading on the forum!!
the weeman is gud always feeding at the mo the wifes tittys are gna fall off before i get at em again ahaha