The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

A rabbi orders a book from a library, just as he's leaving, the assistant says, "Oh, you've got a book of ours: 'Could There Be Another Holocaust?'"
The rabbi says, "Yeah, so?"
The assistant says. "Well, it's long overdue, isn't it?"

 

[dura72]

What's black, white and red all over?

An abused choir boy.

 

[dura72]

I watched as my wife sat sobbing on the sofa earlier.

"I need someone to give me a hug," she said. "And tell me everything is going to be ok".

"Would you like me to phone your mother then?" I grinned.

"Fuck off you sick cunt, she's only been dead 10 minutes".

 

[Gavstar76]

any 'nerds' out there can explain some pc shit to me, i know the basics but that about it . im tryin too fix a pc for a mate and ive managed to reformat and reinstall the operating system , had a bit of bother with the bugger not detecting the on board sound, ethernet and cpl of other things , obviously couldnt get on line with it to search for the missssing driver, so i installled service pack2 and plug an ethernet card straight in and away we went. the question is why doesnt windows have the drivers for this? other thing is when i switch it on it goes to bios and states that the ' display switch is set incorrectly'then ''c-mos checksum error-defaults loaded' followed with 'c-mos battery failed' and ive gotta F1 it to proceed...what does this mean?.....cheers in anticipation.

Hey dura i know windows is shite. it only has the main drivers to start up most systems and all extras especially drivers for built in stuff are not on the disc. I know you said you are not on the net but you also said you stuck an ethernet card in and so should be back on the net with it now eh? If so you wanna go google and type free driver installer download or free driver locator download. you will have to look through a couple as they will say there free then when its done its scan it will tell you, you have to pay. had this problem when formatting several times in the past and this has sorted it. Sorry i cant remember the name of the program it has been some time since i used it and the only other problem i have had with them is they will only let you download upto 3 drivers a day which is a bit wank but aslong as you only need a couple its cool. As for the cmos battery i think you will find its on the motherboard and is dead. without that battery (normally a large silver battery about the size of a 2p) i know the computers internal clock doesnt work and you will be lucky if the pc will work properly, especially when you change settings in cmos (f1 when u start up normally). used to be a complete pc geek but have lost touch a bit if you still having problems then private msg me exactly what pc is telling you (error cdes and description etc) and i will look resaerch it online and explain it to you as most sites try and make it look complicated so you dont fix it yourself. Sorry post so long lol but hope it helps a little

 

[tip top toker]

morning all, im off to see my shrink too we try and discover why im an alcoholic....should be interesting. btw any 'nerds' out there can explain some pc shit to me, i know the basics but that about it . im tryin too fix a pc for a mate and ive managed to reformat and reinstall the operating system , had a bit of bother with the bugger not detecting the on board sound, ethernet and cpl of other things , obviously couldnt get on line with it to search for the missssing driver, so i installled service pack2 and plug an ethernet card straight in and away we went. the question is why doesnt windows have the drivers for this? other thing is when i switch it on it goes to bios and states that the ' display switch is set incorrectly'then ''c-mos checksum error-defaults loaded' followed with 'c-mos battery failed' and ive gotta F1 it to proceed...what does this mean?.....cheers in anticipation , im off to get my head shrunk a little.

C-mos battery failed means that the little silver penny shaped battery is not holding it's charge or is dead, and as such the bios options are being reset to default each time the computer powers down. This can be piss annoying when you have a certain required boot order etc. Sounds like you need to go pick up a spare one and pop it in. Alternatively you could tell the bios to halt on no errors and ignore the fucker

Which version of windows did you install, to not detect audio etc, sounds like it might be XP or alternatively a very old computer, vista and 7 always just had everything ready to go come booting in the first time. What i normally do is simply crack the case cover, grab the model number of the motherboard, which is normally printed in big white letters somewhere or other (alternatively install cpu-z and it'll give you information) and then mosey onto the websote of the company that made the board and hit the download section. You'll find your audio chipset graphics driers etc there without a doubt. Windows only contains mainstream drivers for popular brands and that lot, so if it's an older product, it may not contain inbuilt support.

And i'd hedge my bets and say you're an alcoholic because you're scottish. Who the fuck wouldn't turn to alcohol if they got stuck with that bollocks country

Didn't see that up there, what gavstar said basically. Likewise i used to be an utter geek, every draw and cupboard in my loung is filled with spare water pumps and moniters and switches and ram and this and that and everything i really ought to just sell and make money on before it becomes obselete Havn't found a need to upgrade my computers for over 3 years now, nothing out there which remotely taxes things. Won't stop them churning out CoD after CoD improvements be damned.

 

[WOWgrow]

for those who dont follow club 600, heres a pic of Dropastone's 5g of BHO. crazy shit

 

[PUKKA BUD]

Just seen it earlier bro, looks crazy dun it like its plastic or sumut! lol

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Wonder how he got it in one splodge, mines always a fuck on.

 

[WOWgrow]

looks like a hard boiled sweet. fuck eating that for a laugh though, lol.

 

[dura72]

cheers to gav and ttt for the info lads, i'll just replace the battery and then go get the drivers....thanks lads.

 

[mad dog bark]

for those who dont follow club 600, heres a pic of Dropastone's 5g of BHO. crazy shit

soz for butting in. gotfeeling missd wot this is?? wot is it???

 

[mad dog bark]

oh and great pic or aviator or wtever they called there don. one my fav all time films big labowski.
wen u do trim hash do u need dry leaves till brown and crumbley or fresh? can u freeze leaves and still do it????
thnk am at day 66 flower. frosting nice now. wish would hurry up tho. most take 80 - 100 days right??

 

[Gavstar76]

cheers to gav and ttt for the info lads, i'll just replace the battery and then go get the drivers....thanks lads.

Anytime mate glad i could help someone in a tiny way so soon after coming on here shame it wasnt anything to do woth weed though lmfao

 

[Griffta]

that lump of whatever it is looks amazing

 

[dura72]

that lump of whatever it is looks amazing

your command of the english language is sublime. lol.

 

[tip top toker]

Better some command of the English than none at all ay? Give us your oil ya scot bastards.

 

[Gavstar76]

that lump of whatever it is looks amazing

Thats what i thought so typed into google "what is cannabis BHO and found lots of pretty cool info on it. Like the Honey bee gas oil remover and loads of threads explaining how to remove it with gas or alcohol and gunna look at the club 600 thread later . How do you guys get yours ?????

 

[sambo020482]

your command of the english language is sublime. lol.

lololol fucking el when dura is slanting ya english u wana be concerned lolollolol

 

[Griffta]

your command of the english language is sublime. lol.

why thank you my good man

 

[dura72]

why thank you my good man

lol. you are more than welcome gentle sir and now, methinks , we should , with haste no less , return to our usual form of dialogue and cease fortwith this doltish mode of address.