Ron Paul: Turtle Fucker?

[txhazard]

Agree, but you gotta have some fun with threads like these...

 

[Sure Shot]

I can say without doubt, Ron Paul has never raped my turtles!
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[RyanTheRhino]

No hes just adamantly opposed to Ron Paul, and also likes to stir stuff up with those who support Ron Paul...apparently i am a cultist......a Ron Paul Cultist...we actually all get together Tuesday nights and eat turtle soup and watch you tube videos that we plan on posting on here...j/k...

Nasty you guys fuck turtles then when your done make soup with them lol...jk

 

[txhazard]

Nasty you guys fuck turtles then when your done make soup with them lol...jk

I now regret making this joke...

 

[Carne Seca]

this shall be the official thread for discussing whether or not ron paul (r, tx-14) fornicates with turtles.

i happen to hold the view that he has practiced tortoise fucking in the past, but would not entertain the idea nowadays unless the mood was just right and the turtle has a shell that is just right.

we may also sidebar into discussions of whether or not man-turtle love should be illegal, whether we should pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting or allowing turtle fornication for humans, and crazy conspiracy theories such as ron paul flying to the galapagos and the black sand beaches of hawaii to mate with turtles in their protected habitats.

At his age he should stick to soft shelled turtles.

 

[RyanTheRhino]

At his age he should stick to soft shelled turtles.

maybe even soft shelled crabs

 

[UncleBuck]

Can a turtle consent is the question if not then Ron Paul would be raping said turtle...and raping of any species is wrong.

i object.

i feel that in keeping with the principles of freedom, ron paul would support the rights of the rapist to rape over the rights of the victim to not be raped.

of course, i happen to believe a turtle can consent. ron paul can tell you about those 'oh-so-tender' looks he gets when he looks into the eyes of his turtle lovers.

 

[RyanTheRhino]

and freedom being Ron pauls platform he would then say to shoot that rapist in the face with your 357

 

[Carne Seca]

maybe even soft shelled crabs

He got the crabs from all the turtle fucking.

 

[UncleBuck]

the guy who started this thread is probably some stupid midschool reject who has no friends, reaching out in desperation for some kind of attention to make up for poor parenting.

oh, hello there

 

[UncleBuck]

and freedom being Ron pauls platform he would then say to shoot that rapist in the face with your 357

exactly. if that turtle got raped, it was because the turtle was not packing.

compulsory carry laws ought to prevent such a turtle rape tragedy.

 

[Carne Seca]

oh, hello there

Said the White Tip to the Tuna.....

 

[Ernst]

[video=youtube;0gWMJLUbk10]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gWMJLUbk10[/video]

At his age he should stick to soft shelled turtles.

This thread and the attempt at humor including soft shell snapping turtles is dull and old school.

 

[londonfog]

but yet you keep running back for more....

 

[UncleBuck]

This thread and the attempt at humor including soft shell snapping turtles is dull and old school.

oh, c'mon.

the rumor was there, we can use this thread to confirm or deny that rumor.

or we can use it lighten the mood a little and just make jokes.

which reminds me of an amusing anecdote: ron paul was walking down the street in nyc when a turtle appears. the turtles drags ron paul into a back alley and robs him. ron paul calls the police and they ask him what happened. to which he replies, "it...all...happened...so....quickly...."

 

[NoDrama]

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[Carne Seca]

oh, c'mon.

the rumor was there, we can use this thread to confirm or deny that rumor.

or we can use it lighten the mood a little and just make jokes.

which reminds me of an amusing anecdote: ron paul was walking down the street in nyc when a turtle appears. the turtles drags ron paul into a back alley and robs him. ron paul calls the police and they ask him what happened. to which he replies, "it...all...happened...so....quickly...."

That made me belly laugh.

 

[Girdweed]

Yes, Ron Paul has fornicated with turtles...

 

[Johnnyorganic]

Ron Paul likes turtles.

Labradoodle.

 

[beardo]

exactly. if that turtle got raped, it was because the turtle was not packing.

compulsory carry laws ought to prevent such a turtle rape tragedy.

And help the economy by creating a demand for more U.S. made guns.