Ron Paul: Turtle Fucker?

[UncleBuck]

this shall be the official thread for discussing whether or not ron paul (r, tx-14) fornicates with turtles.

i happen to hold the view that he has practiced tortoise fucking in the past, but would not entertain the idea nowadays unless the mood was just right and the turtle has a shell that is just right.

we may also sidebar into discussions of whether or not man-turtle love should be illegal, whether we should pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting or allowing turtle fornication for humans, and crazy conspiracy theories such as ron paul flying to the galapagos and the black sand beaches of hawaii to mate with turtles in their protected habitats.

 

[londonfog]

Can a turtle consent is the question if not then Ron Paul would be raping said turtle...and raping of any species is wrong.

 

[Ernst]

Are we back to harassing people for their political-ness in this forum again?

Looks like it to me.. We don't learn do we?

What has sex with turtles have to do with Ron Paul?

What does this thread contribute except hate and harassment?

 

[MixedMelodyMindBender]

I'd have to have at least a good 1/2 oz in me to give an accurate guess. Im at work right now, brewing the finest Sierra Nevada. I will take a close look into this speculation but on the surface I am going to say that he may have a history of barn yard sodomy but I am unconvinced at this point that he moved onto aquatics

*Contribution other than hate and harassment

 

[Dan Kone]

Are we back to harassing people for their political-ness in this forum again?

Looks like it to me.. We don't learn do we?

What has sex with turtles have to do with Ron Paul?

What does this thread contribute except hate and harassment?

Who let ernest out of his cage?

 

[Johnnyorganic]

Who let ernest out of his cage?

Blame me, as I evoked his name in private to you; which must have triggered his Ernsty-Ennui.

It's like Spidey-Sense, only lamer.

I should have known better than to think he actually fucked off.

 

[fdd2blk]

turtles can't run, ... it's rape.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

There are at least three active turtle threads at this moment.

Labradoodle.

 

[olylifter420]

what if the turtle made the first move?

what then?

 

[fdd2blk]

what if the turtle made the first move?

what then?

like, it poked it's head out?

 

[beardo]

I'm not sure what you mean when you say turtle? if you mean stupid people or retards, then yes Ron Paul is a turtle fucker.
He fucks them every time he enters a debate.
He fucks them every time with logic and truth and common sense..

 

[Johnnyorganic]

I'm going to search for the turtlehead thread and bump it for maximum turtle awareness.

 

[londonfog]

Ron Paul loves turtles..true turtle love

 

[malignant]

the guy who started this thread is probably some stupid midschool reject who has no friends, reaching out in desperation for some kind of attention to make up for poor parenting.

 

[olylifter420]

then it peed on a stick, lol

like, it poked it's head out?

 

[RyanTheRhino]

I dont know about you but i wouldn't want to stock my dick in the wrong end....... snap!!!!!

 

[urmomis100]

I think the question should not be IF he ever fucked a turtle, but if he still loved her in the morning if he did.

 

[txhazard]

the guy who started this thread is probably some stupid midschool reject who has no friends, reaching out in desperation for some kind of attention to make up for poor parenting.

No hes just adamantly opposed to Ron Paul, and also likes to stir stuff up with those who support Ron Paul...apparently i am a cultist......a Ron Paul Cultist...we actually all get together Tuesday nights and eat turtle soup and watch you tube videos that we plan on posting on here...j/k...

 

[txhazard]

I dont know about you but i wouldn't want to stock my dick in the wrong end....... snap!!!!!

*cringe*

 

[Alphadawg]

Probably the stupidest thread I've seen all day.