LostReefSponger
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Not mine...but my ex gf's.
Guys: Pee Standing or Sitting Down?
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PappaBear
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dannyboy602
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I prefer neither sitting nor standing. However someone once asked me to pee on them and I did like that.
Dr. Greenhorn
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only dudes with small cocks get 'stagefright' at a public bathroom. I usually like to whip mine out and step back a good foot or 2' away from the urinal then work my way in as I'm taking my leak.
xKuroiTaimax
Well-Known Member
I'm sorry, dear but no. Just no.
There is a line.
We are discussing the practicalities surrounding the necessary, sometimes inconvenient and hazardous business of going for a piss. Not how much one enjoys emptying their firm, full, warm colon.
Just messing.
I'm sure plenty of people like the feeling of something large and hard coming out of their anus. No one wants to admit it though because poop is generally regarded as more distasteful than piss. And it's kind of gay.
Bear in mind, though both are waste products, one is mostly water, toxins and excess proteins and the other is all kinds of fermenting and undegradeable crap. Plus it stinks.
There is a line.
We are discussing the practicalities surrounding the necessary, sometimes inconvenient and hazardous business of going for a piss. Not how much one enjoys emptying their firm, full, warm colon.
Just messing.
I'm sure plenty of people like the feeling of something large and hard coming out of their anus. No one wants to admit it though because poop is generally regarded as more distasteful than piss. And it's kind of gay.
Bear in mind, though both are waste products, one is mostly water, toxins and excess proteins and the other is all kinds of fermenting and undegradeable crap. Plus it stinks.
dababydroman
Well-Known Member
ya'll are a bunch of fucking faggots.
dannyboy602
Well-Known Member
I'll also add that one of the great pleasures in life is writing your name in the snow....can't do that sitting down
dababydroman
Well-Known Member
uhh swhauuut the fucccccccck ups
TheTeaTurtle
Member
Dude when i am really stoned and like laying on the couch and I like get this sudden urge to pee and i'm like too lazy to get up then i like just go outside and pee on the bush or something/ While standing ofcourse 
And i just like the whole nature vibe while i Urinate 
And i just like the whole nature vibe while i Urinate
Dr. Greenhorn
Well-Known Member
you must be one of the dudes who get 'stagefright' in a public restroom huh.
itcanhappen
New Member
i sit to shit
DelSlow
Well-Known Member
Sup Greenhorn
canuckgrow
Well-Known Member
I sit down at home and stand up at all other locations.....my throne and if I wanna sit on it I'm gonna sit on it.....There is a technique involved in positioning the equipment just right to facilitate maintaining a proper flow while avoiding the dreaded water touch.
canuckgrow
Well-Known Member
Maybe but who gives a fuck?
I'm pretty sure that questionsing a mans sexuality based on whether he sits or stands to pee is in fact gay. I mean to think about that and equate it to homosexuality one has to have homosexuality on the mind to begin with. Women can pee standing up I've seen it LOL....Shoulda asked her if she was gay?
I'm pretty sure that questionsing a mans sexuality based on whether he sits or stands to pee is in fact gay. I mean to think about that and equate it to homosexuality one has to have homosexuality on the mind to begin with. Women can pee standing up I've seen it LOL....Shoulda asked her if she was gay?