Guys: Pee Standing or Sitting Down?

Pee standing or sitting down?

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kenny ken 77

kenny ken 77

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I must say, it isn't something I give a lot of thought too,I just do it! Standing by the way,unless of course I'm having a turn out...lol..
 
greenswag

greenswag

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Dr. Greenhorn said:
whenever I am under the influence of drugs and have sex while I'm under the influence, I always have a hard time taking that after sex piss. especially if I just did some blow before the deed. after I'm done having sex I wanna pee so bad but it's like numb or something, like no sensation. I just can't get the stream to start flowing, no-go. it can be a bitch sometimes cause this usually happens after I do some heavy partying which ends in the wee hours of the morning and all I wanna do it go to sleep but I can't cause it feels like I gotta piss real bad, but it just won't happen.
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Every have the problem where you push then release and pee only comes out on the release? I fucking hate that, usually happens while under the influence of something or right when you wake up after a night of drinking. I tend to pee standing up, but if I'm too tired, or drunk, or taking a dump I'll sit. I really don't care what anyone would think about how I pee lol. Sometimes when all the urinals are taken in public, I'll go into a stall to pee and sit down to look like I'm taking a speed dump and when you get out everyone's in awe at how fast you can shit lol. PS, peeing outside > inside any day for some reason, and peeing your name into the snow is total bliss lol.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Bakatare666 said:
If I could come up with a clever name for a cut off funnel and sell them I would too.
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This is a Vuvuzela. It made a sound no FIFA fan is likely to forget. Maybe we can market a SheWee knock-off as the Vulvuzela. cn



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bbxww

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PappaBear said:
Kind a strange question, but I have been told more and more by other men that they pee sitting down. I stand tall and proud while I go, its hard to do it sitting. How do yalls guys dicks not go into the water or touch the bowl? I have to twist my dick like a balloon animal and only let the tip stick out to take a shit.

I would ask people I know, but im not really wanting dick info from friends. Any ways.. Do you sit or stand, why, and was this a personal decision or forced?
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It depend if it's morning or is it after sex when I have a hard on?Am I in my personal Slop Jar or public? Myself being a Blackman I have always had to adjust while sitting. Even discussed an invention with my girlfriend about a cup like feature for the toilet seat expecially for large penis men. I need Patton it! 70% standing 30% sitting.
 
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anzohaze

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I will pee sitting down if I happen to wake up in middle of night as I dont want to cut log2hts on and blind myself but if I am home I whip it out and piss outside save the water
 
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