The Kitty Washing Machine

upthearsenal

upthearsenal

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I'd rather have a dirty cat than one with a brain aneurism for smashing his head on the roof of that thing.... I also think if I did that to my cat, he would just say fuck you and shit all over my stuff (no joke).
 
cannabis420420

cannabis420420

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upthearsenal said:
I'd rather have a dirty cat than one with a brain aneurism for smashing his head on the roof of that thing.... I also think if I did that to my cat, he would just say fuck you and shit all over my stuff (no joke).
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cats really don't need that machine they are clean constantly well at least mine is :)
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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one of the greatest benefits to cats is that they are self-cleaning. that was just torture.

i hope that cat gauges out their eyeballs while they sleep.

amusing, but only in a sadistic way.
 
Snow Crash

Snow Crash

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I love my cats and that shit was hilarious. I can appreciate at least the lack of claws in the person's arms.

Cat's do need periodic baths a few times a year. I have one cat that goes kinda "yellow" after a while and a white cat that enjoys rolling around in the oil slick on the driveway. Something must be done from time to time.

They should dose cats with a little hash oil or something before tossing them in there. Imagine being a reincarnated Jew tossed into that thing as a cat... I'm going to hell for this post for sure...
 
thedoc08

thedoc08

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UncleBuck said:
one of the greatest benefits to cats is that they are self-cleaning. that was just torture.

i hope that cat gauges out their eyeballs while they sleep.

amusing, but only in a sadistic way.
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But the greatest drawback to cats is that they aren't dogs. However, I also hope that cat takes either a meter or a shotgun to their owners eyeballs as well, because that would be newsworthy.

On a side note, at the end of that video was a link to a video called "Kitty in the washing machine" so I says to myself "hmmm this has potential," and at the same time I'm thrilled to see it's a front-loading washer with clear door. I start watching the video... I'm like... cool, alright, neato cat is in washing machine, step 1 check. 20 seconds later; no changes, I'm starting to get worried. Click around to the 1 minute mark...cat is still just chillin in the washing machine. At this point I'm just mad because I had an idea what the poster of the video was doing, but just to confirm I skip to the end of the video to obviously find the cat dry having a great time. That video really makes me wonder what kind of sick person gets off getting everyone hopes up then crushing their dreams in the most anti-climactic Youtube video of all time.
 
cannabis420420

cannabis420420

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Snow Crash said:
I love my cats and that shit was hilarious. I can appreciate at least the lack of claws in the person's arms.

Cat's do need periodic baths a few times a year. I have one cat that goes kinda "yellow" after a while and a white cat that enjoys rolling around in the oil slick on the driveway. Something must be done from time to time.

They should dose cats with a little hash oil or something before tossing them in there. Imagine being a reincarnated Jew tossed into that thing as a cat... I'm going to hell for this post for sure...
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thats wired stuff my cat loves to roll in motor oil some times she comes home completely black LOL :)
 
Dj1209

Dj1209

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Snow Crash said:
They should dose cats with a little hash oil or something before tossing them in there. Imagine being a reincarnated Jew tossed into that thing as a cat... I'm going to hell for this post for sure...
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Oh shit that was funny just laughed for a good minute atleast, meet ya hell the nice thing is lighter won't be needed :bigjoint:
 
Slojo69

Slojo69

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LOL!!!!! Both me and the wife are CRACKING up at that video hahaha!!! I don't think I've laughed this hard in forever!! thank you Cannabis!
 
bobbypyn

bobbypyn

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I was laughing as soon as I saw that contraption... HARD!!! I want one of these machines in my living room; fuck a TV! I couldn't breathe. thank you for sharing. from cat haters everywhere.
 
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