Thinking about dating a Cop.
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goten
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Come on now , be nice lol
he just horny ass hell right now
probable just tired of jack`in to porn ( the ones with the slutty cop outfits on lol )
O.p
all jokes aside
dont risk your freedom just for some ass my man
Co1e
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valjean
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naw they are talking about the fuzz's ex
Co1e
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Her soon to be or now ex BF is a complete looser. Met her at a group dinner the other night and he just played away on his phone while next to her. His ass is pretty big though but she carries a .45
I only got maybe 4 plants going at a time and a couple clones. Room passed the ex-wife test with her sitting right in front of the door to the closet.
I keeping my frucking lunch date for sure. Think I'll burn a Carmellisious before I go.
I only got maybe 4 plants going at a time and a couple clones. Room passed the ex-wife test with her sitting right in front of the door to the closet.
I keeping my frucking lunch date for sure. Think I'll burn a Carmellisious before I go.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
the thing is, its not like your just a weed smoker, but your growing the shit for christs sake.. that's a big no no, and even if she had no problems with someone smoking a lil weed now and then, growing your own simply takes it to a completely different level in the eyes of the law, and guess what, she's the law..
most of the people on here are asking how to not let the cops into our homes, and here your asking about letting one into your bedroom?? i can't possibly see anything good coming out of this, other then getting your dick wet, but come one man, is your freedom really worth a couple of rolls in the hay??
i'd think long and hard about this before you decide to take it any further...
most of the people on here are asking how to not let the cops into our homes, and here your asking about letting one into your bedroom?? i can't possibly see anything good coming out of this, other then getting your dick wet, but come one man, is your freedom really worth a couple of rolls in the hay??
i'd think long and hard about this before you decide to take it any further...
chillwills
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Lol. I would never insult fellow RIU member Cole like that. I was reffering to the ex-boyfriend of the lady cop. Cole said she told him he had a naecotic addiction. I'm assuming its pills.
Ahh, go for it. People don't get as worked up about pot as they used to. Her ex was probably a total druggie and she hooked up with him. If he doesn't go to jail I would say you are safe. She's young enough to be hipper than that. One thing, make her define narcotic for you, act dumb. If she fails that....think harder about it.
Co1e
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She would never know about the closet. Worst thing that could happen with that is me say man that snatch is good enough to stop smoking. Bwahahahahahahahah
Thinking bang her at her place first. Man I bet that shit is tight. Dayum.
Thinking bang her at her place first. Man I bet that shit is tight. Dayum.
wiseguy316
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question that hasn't been touched, Is there any possible way you are in a medical state? lol... Didn't think so...
TheLastWood
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Maybe she just wants to be your friend and talk about her feelings.
Or maybe she justs wants a rebound.
Or maybe she justs wants a rebound.
valjean
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some day months from now, while your smashing it.. and after strategically hiding her clothes. you will pick her up without stopping, maneuver to the wall next to the closet door then open and lay her head down under the canopy of your plants while you smash it. then you will be my hero forever.
do this at a harvest, if she wigs out pull it down and move it somewhere, you will have time while she looks for her clothes.
do this at a harvest, if she wigs out pull it down and move it somewhere, you will have time while she looks for her clothes.
Co1e
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Smash it under the canopy!!! Got a damn stiffy just thinking about that.
More info. Gals a full time paralegal, fill in every once in a while deputy. Looser old BF was popping lots of pills. We're going to the police range for some target practice. No shit that rocks. Keep you guys posted. Some funny shit in this thread Bro's.
Stinkmeaner
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havent you never seen weeds man? that turned out ugly.
but if i were you, i'd do it. but im kinda indifferent about things though...worst case scenario, you kill her off
but if i were you, i'd do it. but im kinda indifferent about things though...worst case scenario, you kill her off