Thinking about dating a Cop.

Co1e

Well-Known Member
Actually she's a part time cop but what's a few days give or take on the job.

A tight little unit for sure. Bout' 5'6" 110. Short brown hair. Small ta ta's but I got small hands and kind of prefer it that way. Probably and 8 maybe 8.25 on the scale.

Only problem I see is when I lay some pipe. Closet stays locked with a key, inside office thats locked with a seperate key.

She is freaking hot. Could always just lay pipe somewhere besides my turf.

Heard she dumped the last guy cause of "heavy" narcotic use. No additional details on that but he ain't in the slammer.

Fire away. Did I mention she's freaking hot.
 

BBYY

Well-Known Member
I would lay into it. See where it takes you. If something ever gets suspicious slip abit of canna butter into her food....She can piss hot.
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
yah, no effing way i'm dating a cop.. i don't care if she were supermodel hot, no effin way... just goes against every fiber in my stoner being.. couldn't go there, not for a minute, not for a day, not at all..
but hey, its your life, do as you see fit, but be careful my man, just cuz she dates you, don't think she won't bust you..

there is this kid that i went to school with, and all through out school and for like 10 or so years after school, he dated this chic.. he also happened to be one of the biggest coke / ectasy dealers in town.. they eventually broke up and she became a popo in our town.. within a years time, he got busted.. i'm not saying she had anything to do with it, but she had everything to do with it..
 

Co1e

Well-Known Member
No pics yet. Just lunch scheduled. And there ain't enough dumbass in me to post a pic of the cop I'm porkin. C'mon.
 

ajorden88

Member
Simply put.....hide the pipe and get laid. After getting laid, tell her you smoke and see what she says.

I know 3 cops... all of them have NO problem with marijuana. I even smoke WITH one of them.

Odds are, she won't mind. Narcotics change you, marijuana doesn't!
 

valjean

Well-Known Member
No pics yet. Just lunch scheduled. And there ain't enough dumbass in me to post a pic of the cop I'm porkin. C'mon.
thank god.

dont even worry about it if your shit is on the dl people see what they want to see. smash it at your place. push it and go outside to smoke a fatty afterward too. (only if you are confident in your performance i might add)
 

Co1e

Well-Known Member
Yea she told me... Here's what she said....
i am seeing has issues which are unhealthy and i prefer not to be around. she is advising me of something my instinct has advised me of already. he has an addiction to narcotics and i am totally against that, particularly when denial is involved. so I am removing myself from it. if you would like to call please do.
Narcotics. Some ganja narcaotics???
Not sure. We're doing lunch the I'll decide to if I should do her. Slow and easy on this one I think. Mid section photo not a bad idea.
 

goten

Well-Known Member
You cant be that hard up for some ass to risk that shit .

their are other hot ass supermodel woman out their that are not cops

( that do smoke )

like my finance is !

iv been to prison before though ,

so my eyes are a little more open then yours are right now i guess
 

chillwills

Well-Known Member
Yea she told me... Here's what she said....
i am seeing has issues which are unhealthy and i prefer not to be around. she is advising me of something my instinct has advised me of already. he has an addiction to narcotics and i am totally against that, particularly when denial is involved. so I am removing myself from it. if you would like to call please do.
Narcotics. Some ganja narcaotics???
Not sure. We're doing lunch the I'll decide to if I should do her. Slow and easy on this one I think. Mid section photo not a bad idea.
He's probably a pill head.
 

valjean

Well-Known Member
you do realize we are in the war on drugs right??

and that you need to do your part and lay the mac down like it has never been layyed.

it will be a great victory for our side, the fate of the entire cannabis community is briefly on your shoulders.

now go smash some cop poon.
 
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