they obviously want a show....so give em one
Day 1:
sit outside on your lawn wearing cop glasses with an unplugged hair dryer....act like you're doing radar duty
Day 2:
argue with your shrubs for an hour
Day 3:
vacuum your sidewalk wearing oven mitts
Day 4:
trim your grass with a ruler and scissors
Day 5:
move most of the living room to the front lawn....watch Oprah...move everything back
Day 6:
spend an hour ringing your own doorbell, knocking on the door, and yelling, " I KNOW YOUR IN THERE", then whip out your keys and let yourself in.
Day 7:
sit in the center of your lawn dressed like a hobo and hold a sign begging for change
EDIT:
Day 8:
wear flippers, swim trunks, water wings, goggles, and a snorkel.....then BBQ