Don't Ever Put Vicks on a Pussy, Ever!!

[woodsmaneh!]

OK so I meet this girl and we go back to her place and things go well were in the sack and she's dry, and tells me there's something in the night stand, so I reach over and open it up reach in and feel this small jar so I figer that's it, I should have turned the lights on, so I get the top off put some on my fingers and down it goes, not 2 seconds later all hell breaks loose, she's screaming at me What the fuck did you do to me!! I thought the neighbors were going to call the cops, I look at the bottle and it's Vicks Vapour rub. WTF so she's calling me all kinds of names from the bathroom so I go to the bathroom and she has her beaver stuck under the water in the tub and I start laughing, she kicked me out. I think there is a lesson here some where...O well

 

[hazorazo]

Lolololololol

 

[auldone]

That's Awesome!!!! Good thing it wasn't your dick.

 

[a mongo frog]

some would consider u a greek god.

 

[StonedPony]

Im going to hate myself but BWAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH I have a image of her squating over tub yelling .............

 

[Serapis]

So, what did you do to avoid blue balls? Inquiring minds, need to know...

 

[woodsmaneh!]

I still see her around but she never speaks to me , I don't blame her, when ever I see her I started laughing and coughing. The up side was she told all her girlfriends thinking they would never talk to me but a couple of them thought it was funny and wanted a play by play of their own but no Vicks.

 

[Serapis]

You can't be too careful during cough and cold season....

 

[hughesresearch]

pfffssssttttt. thats some funny shit.

 

[Grumpy Old Dreamer]

So now you call her "Vicky" ?

 

[DarthD3vl]

to bad she wasn't on mdma, i caught my girl freind and some of her freinds rubbing vicks on there twats in the bathroom while we were all rolling, I thought it was the funniest thing ever, we weren't dating at the time, I think i may have been dating one of the other girls actually, thats kinda what i thought this was gonna be about haha.

 

[mellokitty]

as a girl,
i just gotta say,
......
.
(still funny tho.)

 

[Slojo69]

Why would this make her mad??! If it was me and my girl, a fuck up like that would be SOOOOO fuckin funny, I'd be calling her all kinds of names like "vicky" as Grumpy mentioned lol! Cranky woman! haha

 

[Serapis]

Vicky Vapors, please come to the customer service counter, your boyfriend, Sticky Digits is waiting for you...

 

[Supgee3]

epic shit lol

 

[mellokitty]

lolol.... almost forgot.... thank you for 'sharing'.....

 

[Mike Young]

This is gonna sound strange, but hear me out. First you gotta start building up a tolerance by applying the vicks directly to the johnson, several times per day. After a few weeks, you will have become immune to it's effects. Now, you make this your signature move. Call me the IceMAn!!!!

 

[mellokitty]

This is gonna sound strange, but hear me out. First you gotta start building up a tolerance by applying the vicks directly to the johnson, several times per day. After a few weeks, you will have become immune to it's effects. Now, you make this your signature move. Call me the IceMAn!!!!

*roflmao*......omg.... yes i actually rolled around on the floor for a second..... hee heeee.... do you have to stand in 'hero pose' when you say "call me the iceman!!!!"? *bwaaa hahahaha*

 

[Mike Young]

*roflmao*......omg.... yes i actually rolled around on the floor for a second..... hee heeee.... do you have to stand in 'hero pose' when you say "call me the iceman!!!!"? *bwaaa hahahaha*

Captain morgan stance will also be accepted.

 

[Matt Rize]

smooth move, lol, at least it wasn't hot sauce.