StonedPony
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And I thought I was kinky with powdered sugar..............hmmmmmmm wait.........never mind that was coke we used.........
Don't Ever Put Vicks on a Pussy, Ever!!
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bonghittersanber
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what the fuck hahahahahahha is this seriously a true story? if so, then fuck, ahahahah i can't believe that happened. i mean, shit wouldn't u smell it? lol damn that must have been warm and fuckin feel awful . shit funny tho oh man
Mike Young
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Dude! I always dip my coke in johnson...
mellokitty
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the one eyed pirate: when you pull out, come in her eye, and kick her in one shin so she's doing the 'pirate hop'....
Dr. Greenhorn
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that's funny, lol. but 2 things....OK so I meet this girl and we go back to her place and things go well were in the sack and she's dry, and tells me there's something in the night stand, so I reach over and open it up reach in and feel this small jar so I figer that's it, I should have turned the lights on, so I get the top off put some on my fingers and down it goes, not 2 seconds later all hell breaks loose, she's screaming at me What the fuck did you do to me!! I thought the neighbors were going to call the cops, I look at the bottle and it's Vicks Vapour rub. WTF so she's calling me all kinds of names from the bathroom so I go to the bathroom and she has her beaver stuck under the water in the tub and I start laughing, she kicked me out. I think there is a lesson here some where...O well
1. how could you not smell the vicks when you opened it? and 2. if y'all are in the sack and she's still dry, things aren't going as well as you think, lol. she should be wet, if you know what I mean
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lol I was gonna say this but I didn't want to crush the guys self esteem.
newatit2010
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lolololololo you may have saved your ass from something ajax want take off. LMFAO
woodsmaneh!
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OK so dealing with the smell, it's 2am were fucked up I reach over put some shit on my fingers, now all u smart guys do u think I smelled it first what the fuck for! as for her being dry some woman have that problem, after you been with more than a couple woman you will learn this. Any how never did her but did 2 of her girl friends.
TheElkTreeFunk
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Always be aware of your surroundings!!! I usually just urinate in the vagina if it were dry???